Re: Cabot claiming "Failed Agreement" - but I've not missed a payment!
Dear Sirs,
It has been my custom since my financial situation worsened, to derive some entertainment and pleasure from paying my bills. I write out the names of my creditors on slips of paper, drop them into a silk (top) hat last worn by my vaudevillian grandfather then, with my eyes tightly closed, I select five slips of paper at random. Those will be the creditors who will receive a payment from me that month.
Cabot has been quite remarkably lucky, as it has been drawn from the hat ever since I started this system.
However, your latest letter has upset me so greatly that, until I receive a full and contrite apology, I will no longer put your name in the hat for future draws.
Dear Sirs,
It has been my custom since my financial situation worsened, to derive some entertainment and pleasure from paying my bills. I write out the names of my creditors on slips of paper, drop them into a silk (top) hat last worn by my vaudevillian grandfather then, with my eyes tightly closed, I select five slips of paper at random. Those will be the creditors who will receive a payment from me that month.
Cabot has been quite remarkably lucky, as it has been drawn from the hat ever since I started this system.
However, your latest letter has upset me so greatly that, until I receive a full and contrite apology, I will no longer put your name in the hat for future draws.
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