How to upset mods and influence people

[Bill-K]

LOL Willow !!! I knew you'd be pleased to see your hero here !!

I am not - however.

Keep yer hands off her, Surly - this one's mine !!!!

[willowb]

......put me down!!!!! you big hairy brute!!!!


Wxxx

[Simian]

......put me down!!!!! you big hairy brute!!!!

It's OK., Willow - nothing the cold water hoses can't fix. Don't panic....

[Bill-K]

......Come climb with me, fair Willow - the Chrysler Building awaits !!!

- (do you like plane-swotting ?)

[willowb]

I wouldn't have to swat! they would plummet to the earth at the mere sight of my beauty


Wxxx


(wouldn't 'siren' be a great user name?)

[Bill-K]

(wouldn't 'siren' be a great user name?)

Yeah, it would suit you a treat, dearest !!!

Once you start off on one, everybody dives for cover !!!

..........and anybody sitting near you gets deafened.

[willowb]

Ahhhhhh shut up!!! fancy a swim?:rolleyes:




Wxxx

[Bill-K]

OK - You win - Now THAT's what I call a siren. Lash me to the mast, then, and you can hold my whelk any day !!!

[crisbian]

How to do surgery on those who need it

So it seems many of you agree with me that on both the other sites there are individuals who suffer echo colon syndrome. This is usually caused by individuals who predominately suffer from headinsertusupbuttcrackitis followed by a large dose of over inflated ego. It seems that from the latest medical journals, this can lead to a person taking a physical position were they are constantly bent over and shouting into ones own rectum. This then causes the echo in the colon syndrome. There definitely seems to be a strong collation between being awarded the position of moderator and becoming a fascist with the intent purposes of shouting over those who have an opinion different to your own. When such a syndrome presents itself, then surgery for the removal of that persons head from their butt crack is strenuously advised. Please be aware that there can be complications with this procedure. It has been noted on more than one occasion were an individual has had head removed from their own butt crack, that they suddenly gain a fetish for trying to insert their head at every opportunity up the butt crack of someone in Admin. All I can say is thank god for the internet, so I do not have to smell the Admin’s faeces upon their breath. It may also be noted that the ego of the Admin becomes so seriously distorted from the constant praise of their legion of headinsertusupbuttcrackitis sufferers, that they develop some kind of god complex. Though nailing them to a cross would be satisfying, unfortunately it would only exacerbate the situation. So it has been decided that instead they should be made to lick the green festering mould of the underpants of a rotten corpse.
If at any time you recognise any of these symptoms in any individual it is adviced that you slap them vigorously until symptoms have cleared.

Thank you for your time and attention

Crisbian

[mistie]

pmsl,

knew you wont keep quiet for long.

mistie

xxxx

[Amethyst]

Well if I stick my head up Celestines butt you are quite welcome to slap me, or video it !

[Celestine]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk

time to run away!

one of the reasons we set up the site, was because many of us had observed just the phenomenon Crisbian so ahem delicately described!!

many of the current team are longstanding members of other sites who were never prepared to explore mods buttcracks in order to get ahead (if being a mod on an internet forum could ever be considered 'getting ahead' that is!)

we all helped and gave our time for nothing and got treated terribly. we made friends and stayed loyal to our friends when the going got tough.

ironically and wonderfully, the team that has resulted is made up of the very best people from those sites, those who didnt buy into the crap and stayed true to themselves.

one of our core beliefs is that this forum would be dead and empty without you lot, we aim to treat everyone as adults and have some fun along the way whilst at the same time develop and strengthen our abilities to offer the very best legal advice and services.

[willowb]

I think you should just say what you feel Chrisbian and stop pussy footing about! lol

Wxxx
some posts are far too good to be lost in threads aren't they?

[willowb]

one of our core beliefs is that this forum would be dead and empty without you lot

Awwwwwwww


Wxxxx

[Simian]

Well put Crisbian. Your observation is shared by many, many others now - although perhaps not expressed with such eloquence as yours !!!!

And hear, hear, Celestine. The reality is that a forum is not a forum if there are no members. Without them, you simply hear the sound of one hand clapping. So when a forum ceases to exist for its' members - it ceases to exist as a true forum.

As long as Celestine and the crew retain a grip on that reality, we have a forum. Anybody who loses that grip will have to be shot.

Grovel over. OK - pull the trigger.....