How to upset mods and influence people

[Tools]

Well if I stick my head up Celestines butt you are quite welcome to slap me, or video it !

Wasn`t that one of Matty`s questions in the Stags Pants?

Ok everyone , quiet please......

Lights , Camera ......................Action.

Is that what you would describe as a crack head?

[mistie]

tools did you have to yuk lol

[Cola_Pop]

Hi Crisbian!!!
What a great way of putting it lol.
Had me in stitches big time!!!
I'm sure you'll feel most welcome here.
All the best
xx

[crisbian]

the mods song by the pussycat dolls

Don't you wish you were right like me?
Don't you wish you were a mod like me?
Don't ya?
Just, don't ya?

Don't you wish you had a shield like me?
Don't you wish you had your head up your butt like me?
Don't ya?
Just, don't ya

Don't you wish you had the ability to undertand contractual interest like me?
Don't you wish you had the ability to undertand contractual law like me?
Don't ya?
Just, don't ya


Ok....so they may not actually be signing this, but b******r me they act like it!

[Xena]

PMSL

excellent crisbian!!!

[Cola_Pop]

Don't you wish you were right like me?

Don't you wish you were a mod like me?
Don't ya?
Just, don't ya?

Don't you wish you had a shield like me?
Don't you wish you had your head up your butt like me?
Don't ya?
Just, don't ya

Don't you wish you had the ability to undertand contractual interest like me?
Don't you wish you had the ability to undertand contractual law like me?
Don't ya?
Just, don't ya


Ok....so they may not actually be signing this, but b******r me they act like it!

LOVING IT!!!!!!

[mistie]

A talent we didnt know about crisbian

A classic, love it.

mistie

[Simian]

I'm afraid I cannot possibly give my endorsement to Crisbian's post.

But - oddly - I now find myself humming the tune, and mentally picturing his words to it !!!

[Bill-K]

Well I'm singing it AND I'm dancing to it !!!.

[Simian]

Well.......OK......While humming the tune, I'm miming the words.

BUT THAT'S NOT SINGING - OK ? !!!

[lioness]

am I seeing double? lol!!

[lioness]

better than a midlife crisis hey Bill

[Bill-K]

Almost - but not quite !!

I'm the real Bill-K.

The other guy is an android sent from some forum in the future to delete me.

[Simian]

Hasta la Vista.............Bill-boy.

[lioness]

yeah, ok, have you had your pills today?