Headhunted

[charitynjw]

I feel it only fair to mention that I am being head-hunted by a bloke who calls himself Martin.
He is offering me all kinds of inducements (free this, discount on that) to tempt me to join his happy band of consumer warriors.
I will, of course, resist this, and I look forward to the usual show of appreciation* from the good folk at LB.

(* Brown paper bag full of used Lady Godivas put behind the cistern in my local public loo).