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An oldie but a goody

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  • An oldie but a goody

    http://www.lexology.com/library/deta...3-15&utm_term=


    Here is a very (in)famous extract from a genuine legal transcript of a lawyer cross-examining a medical expert witness during a trial. Enjoy. -

    Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
    - No.
    - Did you check for blood pressure?
    - No.
    - Did you check for breathing?
    - No.
    - So then, is it possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
    - No.
    - How can you be so sure?
    - Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
    - But could the patient still have been alive, nevertheless?
    - It is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere…
    CAVEAT LECTOR

    This is only my opinion - "Opinions are made to be changed --or how is truth to be got at?" (Byron)

    You and I do not see things as they are. We see things as we are.
    Cohen, Herb


    There is danger when a man throws his tongue into high gear before he
    gets his brain a-going.
    Phelps, C. C.


    "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance!"
    The last words of John Sedgwick
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