'Twas the night before Christmas
& all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a mouse
But in through the back door
The Banker did creep
To nick all your money
While you were asleep
What the Banker, however,
Had failed to perceive
Was Guardian Beagles
All set to retrieve
The moral, dear Banker
Is give up this farce
Have some fun with the next two lines
Merry Xmas everyone
cnjw :26:
& all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a mouse
But in through the back door
The Banker did creep
To nick all your money
While you were asleep
What the Banker, however,
Had failed to perceive
Was Guardian Beagles
All set to retrieve
The moral, dear Banker
Is give up this farce
Have some fun with the next two lines
Merry Xmas everyone
cnjw :26: