Dad Jokes :)

[slainte caragh]

Let's have a laugh

My neighbour bought a shed load of duck flavoured Wiskas the other day cos it's her cat's favourite. Sadly he got ran over, so he's now a duck filled flattypuss!

[des8]

At one time nobody would talk about cosmetic surgery, it was taboo
Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow

[Setmefree3]

Pedigree Chum have announced they are going bankrupt and will be calling in the retrievers.

[slainte caragh]

what did the buffalo say when his son went to university?

Bi son!!

[Setmefree3]

Q: What do politicians and nappies have in common?

A: Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

[Phaeton]

What kind of Dinosaur plays Hide & Seek

A Doyouthinkhesaurus

[Amethyst]

Saw this one earlier ( can't remember where, Twitter probably )

Why do cows have hooves rather than feet ?




Because they Lactose.

[Crazy council]

As a kid I was made to walk the plank.

We couldn’t afford a dog.

[Phaeton]

Why do cows have bells around their necks ?

Because their horns don't work

[slainte caragh]

how do you spell hungry horse?

M.T.G.G

[Ruby]

I suck at telling jokes but thank you for giving me a chuckle

[Phaeton]

how do you spell hungry horse?

M.T.G.G

That one is going in the repository

[des8]

Dogs can't operate MRI machines but CATscan

[slainte caragh]

2 fish are in a tank.
Ones says "Hey, Bubbles, how'd ya drive this thing?!?!"

[Setmefree3]

I can hear music coming out of my printer.
I think the paper's jammin' again.