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    Dad Jokes :)

    Let's have a laugh

    My neighbour bought a shed load of duck flavoured Wiskas the other day cos it's her cat's favourite. Sadly he got ran over, so he's now a duck filled flattypuss!
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    "If you ever feel alone, remember, I am just the other side of the rainbow, or just south of the North Star. Whichever is closer." - A.J Murphy. 17/3/1974 - 16/03/1997 (RIP babe <3)
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    At one time nobody would talk about cosmetic surgery, it was taboo
    Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow
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    • #3
      Pedigree Chum have announced they are going bankrupt and will be calling in the retrievers.
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        what did the buffalo say when his son went to university?

        Bi son!!
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        "If you ever feel alone, remember, I am just the other side of the rainbow, or just south of the North Star. Whichever is closer." - A.J Murphy. 17/3/1974 - 16/03/1997 (RIP babe <3)
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          Q: What do politicians and nappies have in common?

          A: Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

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            What kind of Dinosaur plays Hide & Seek

            A Doyouthinkhesaurus
            Sorry i'm just thinking out loud, it might be irrelevant, I am not employed in anyway in the legal profession, please ensure you research any advice I give before using it I have been known to be wrong on multiple occasions.
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              Saw this one earlier ( can't remember where, Twitter probably )

              Why do cows have hooves rather than feet ?

              Click image for larger version Name: lactose.jpg Views: 1 Size: 41.4 KB ID: 1412205


              Because they Lactose.



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              • #8
                As a kid I was made to walk the plank.

                We couldn’t afford a dog.
                crazy council ( as in local council,NELC ) as a member of the public, i don't get mad, i get even
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                  Why do cows have bells around their necks ?

                  Because their horns don't work
                  Sorry i'm just thinking out loud, it might be irrelevant, I am not employed in anyway in the legal profession, please ensure you research any advice I give before using it I have been known to be wrong on multiple occasions.
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                    how do you spell hungry horse?

                    M.T.G.G
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                    "If you ever feel alone, remember, I am just the other side of the rainbow, or just south of the North Star. Whichever is closer." - A.J Murphy. 17/3/1974 - 16/03/1997 (RIP babe <3)
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                    • #11
                      I suck at telling jokes but thank you for giving me a chuckle
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                        Originally posted by slainte caragh View Post
                        how do you spell hungry horse?

                        M.T.G.G
                        That one is going in the repository
                        Sorry i'm just thinking out loud, it might be irrelevant, I am not employed in anyway in the legal profession, please ensure you research any advice I give before using it I have been known to be wrong on multiple occasions.
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                          Dogs can't operate MRI machines but CATscan
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                            2 fish are in a tank.
                            Ones says "Hey, Bubbles, how'd ya drive this thing?!?!"
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                              I can hear music coming out of my printer.
                              I think the paper's jammin' again.
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