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`All advise offered by myself is from my own personnel experience and not from professional experience, if in doubt seek advise from a qualified professional!`
`Emotions are like your mothers breasts, you know where they are but best left unfelt!` -
You approach the girl and say," Can I show you some street magic?", " I will try and hypnotise you....1....... 2........3....your under....when I click my fingers again you will do everything I say!".....
Click your fingers and say "Get off with me".........lolComment
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look into my eyes, look into my eyes,
you are under my powers luv, you've pulled.Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back.Comment
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In the words of the politically correct Kevin Wilson...
Do you feck on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your t1ts?
Or would you show 'em to me?
Cause you've you've got a nice head
And you look pretty honest
So me face'll be leavin' in a quarter of an hour--
I'd like you to be on it
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Do you feck on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your t1ts?
Or would you show 'em to me?
Do you sleep in the nip?
Do you give head very often?
If we can decide, your place or mine
We can feck off then
Then...
Do you feck on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your t1ts?
Or would you show 'em to me?
If the answer is 'No'
To me questions above --
Then be a good sport and give me the name
Of a girlfriend who does!Last edited by LuggerBugs; 22nd June 2007, 22:39:PM.Comment
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Ooooooo buggerlugs........... that's rough even for you!!!!
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Well, he IS Australian, so I think it explains a lot.
Hmmm.... maybe I should post a few more of his songs in the Meaningful Lyrics thread.
Maybe not.
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If this is the best you could ever do guys, I would deffo not be taking you up on the offer of a drink............... these are just sad.......................
whatever happened to good old honest.
Hi, I saw you over there, and really thought you looked pretty, and would very much like to get to know you a little if thats ok with you ?? Fancy a chat and a g & t.
Ooooh yes please kind sir.......
Simple, the honesty of it would get you a chat at least. If you try to be flash, we gals dont like it. We like honesty, or funny. One or the other. But lechy, never..................xxxxNatwest Round 1 - Won £16,080 after 6 month battle :roll:
Abbey Round 1 - Won £5,580 after 5 month battle :okay:
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Abbey MBNA Credit Card - Won £2210 in 3 months
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THE WAY FORWARD ON THESE CLAIMS, IS TO STAY POSITIVE, FOCUSED AND PATIENT, AND ALWAYS, ALWAYS BELIEVE ITS WORTH THE EFFORT, BECAUSE IT TRULY IS. WHY CHOOSE THE PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE WHEN THERES NOTHING TO LEARN FROM THAT. THINK OF CLAIMING AS A PERSONAL CHALLENGE AND GIVE IT YOUR ALL.
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Or I saw you with that saddo over there and thought you looked like you needed rescuing........... Am I right, or am I really so far wrong you wont even talk to me out of sympathy, Lol Lol Lol Lol xxxxx
That once worked on me. Just the once mind................. and I did need rescuing. I was glad of the step in to be honest.
Fendy xxxxNatwest Round 1 - Won £16,080 after 6 month battle :roll:
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Capital 1 Credit Card - Won £1230 in 2 months
Capital 1 Cred Card for Hubby - Won £1560 in 2 months :kiss:
Abbey MBNA Credit Card - Won £2210 in 3 months
Halifax Credit Card - Won £1680 in 2 months
THE WAY FORWARD ON THESE CLAIMS, IS TO STAY POSITIVE, FOCUSED AND PATIENT, AND ALWAYS, ALWAYS BELIEVE ITS WORTH THE EFFORT, BECAUSE IT TRULY IS. WHY CHOOSE THE PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE WHEN THERES NOTHING TO LEARN FROM THAT. THINK OF CLAIMING AS A PERSONAL CHALLENGE AND GIVE IT YOUR ALL.
Now Gunning for
Natwest round 2
Abbey Round 2
Yorkshire Bank round 1
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The one that must have worked for me was " do you fancy coming to the dogs tomorrow night?"
Went had a 20p forecast a cup of tea
Then finished up marrying him
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I have to confess I chased my hubby actually, I had mass crush on him for about a year, he was going through very sticky divorce and I felt so sorry for him. Then one evening, in the pouring rain, I left an anonymous note on the windscreen of his car in a plastic bag, telling him I thought he was lovely and if only I had the courage to ask him out I would. But I was too scaredy to ever make the first move........... low self esteem and all that..................... then one day, some 3 months later, I was working behind the bar at my parents pub (evening job to increase the spondoolies), and he walked in. He was a sort of semi regular there. Nice country pub and did great food. He ordered food and as I was writing the order down on the order book at the bar, he saw my handwriting, (my handwriting is very very distinctive, almost an art form), lol lol, he put two and two together, and started laughing like a drain, me going Wha, Wha, what do you mean, bright red, puce in the face, couldnt speak, stammer stammer stammer, and he just said OK, so where you wanna take me then, Wish Id have known it was you earlier, Ive had a thing for you for ages.......................aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw. Busted. The wasted wasted time.............
I had to confess then. Twas sort of nice though........................ I was 20 he was 24, and I took him out for pizza first night out, then the rest my friends is history................ Lol Lol Lol xxxxNatwest Round 1 - Won £16,080 after 6 month battle :roll:
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Capital 1 Credit Card - Won £1230 in 2 months
Capital 1 Cred Card for Hubby - Won £1560 in 2 months :kiss:
Abbey MBNA Credit Card - Won £2210 in 3 months
Halifax Credit Card - Won £1680 in 2 months
THE WAY FORWARD ON THESE CLAIMS, IS TO STAY POSITIVE, FOCUSED AND PATIENT, AND ALWAYS, ALWAYS BELIEVE ITS WORTH THE EFFORT, BECAUSE IT TRULY IS. WHY CHOOSE THE PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE WHEN THERES NOTHING TO LEARN FROM THAT. THINK OF CLAIMING AS A PERSONAL CHALLENGE AND GIVE IT YOUR ALL.
Now Gunning for
Natwest round 2
Abbey Round 2
Yorkshire Bank round 1
A further £6000 to come back from above 3 when I win.:roll:Comment
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Ah, Fendy, that is fantastic. Not yer ordinary run of the mill, "What ye drinkin?" sort of nonsense.
Warms the cockles of me heart, so it does. Whatever the heck they are.
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Tis true lugger, every word. xxxxNatwest Round 1 - Won £16,080 after 6 month battle :roll:
Abbey Round 1 - Won £5,580 after 5 month battle :okay:
Capital 1 Credit Card - Won £1230 in 2 months
Capital 1 Cred Card for Hubby - Won £1560 in 2 months :kiss:
Abbey MBNA Credit Card - Won £2210 in 3 months
Halifax Credit Card - Won £1680 in 2 months
THE WAY FORWARD ON THESE CLAIMS, IS TO STAY POSITIVE, FOCUSED AND PATIENT, AND ALWAYS, ALWAYS BELIEVE ITS WORTH THE EFFORT, BECAUSE IT TRULY IS. WHY CHOOSE THE PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE WHEN THERES NOTHING TO LEARN FROM THAT. THINK OF CLAIMING AS A PERSONAL CHALLENGE AND GIVE IT YOUR ALL.
Now Gunning for
Natwest round 2
Abbey Round 2
Yorkshire Bank round 1
A further £6000 to come back from above 3 when I win.:roll:Comment
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You is BOTH very lucky people. You really do deserve each other.
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Aaaaaw ta, what even on the days when hes being an annoying whingeing jealous child like person. Lol Lol Lol xxx On those days Im sure I deserve better, lol lol lol lol xxxxNatwest Round 1 - Won £16,080 after 6 month battle :roll:
Abbey Round 1 - Won £5,580 after 5 month battle :okay:
Capital 1 Credit Card - Won £1230 in 2 months
Capital 1 Cred Card for Hubby - Won £1560 in 2 months :kiss:
Abbey MBNA Credit Card - Won £2210 in 3 months
Halifax Credit Card - Won £1680 in 2 months
THE WAY FORWARD ON THESE CLAIMS, IS TO STAY POSITIVE, FOCUSED AND PATIENT, AND ALWAYS, ALWAYS BELIEVE ITS WORTH THE EFFORT, BECAUSE IT TRULY IS. WHY CHOOSE THE PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE WHEN THERES NOTHING TO LEARN FROM THAT. THINK OF CLAIMING AS A PERSONAL CHALLENGE AND GIVE IT YOUR ALL.
Now Gunning for
Natwest round 2
Abbey Round 2
Yorkshire Bank round 1
A further £6000 to come back from above 3 when I win.:roll:Comment
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Courtesy of Max and Paddy
Can you catch love cause theres a couple of balls coming your wayComment
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