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  • #31
    Originally posted by veilside01702 View Post
    "My friends decided to go out on pull a pig night.......But as soon as I saw you I wanted to lose in style".........just proves something about essex girls......
    Damn Pull a pig nights! I'd forgotten about those

    Prob since I moved away from Essex strangely.

    LOL

    Matt

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    • #32
      me thinks there may be someone on this forum, who may not take too kndly to those comments. I hope you can both run

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      • #33
        like a gazzel........lol

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        • #34
          I,m not as charming as Fred Flinstone But i'll make ya bedrock

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          • #35
            Errrrr Veilside and Matt, remember boys I am an Essex Girl, be afraid be very very afraid.

            sapphire

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            • #36
              Me thinks you & me are marked men veilside.

              Matt

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              • #37
                in the words of will smith...u must be a parking ticket ,cos girl u got fine written all over u!!

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                • #38
                  You want to strip naked apart from your belt, so I can ride you like seabiscuit.

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                  • #39
                    are those spacepants cos your arse is outta this world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                    • #40
                      Fancy a f..k ? Only used that one once and we've been together for years

                      sapphire

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                      • #41
                        lol....superb gobbyone.......
                        Matt......superb.....
                        Just don't mention any essex girl jokes.....sshhhh....lol
                        Easy chat up line for an essex girl .....guarenteed to work.......they need to be easy.....I mean they are from essex....lol
                        Hey chantel / Britney.....fancy a shag.......??
                        lol.......
                        RUNNING NOW........!!!

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                        • #42
                          Ooooooh veilside you are in soooooo much trouble

                          sapphire

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                          • #43
                            Ha,,,,saphire you gotta catch me first......lol
                            Well the chase would be fun anyway.....lol

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                            • #44
                              This one is untried as im allergic to pain

                              "Do you like chicken, love? well taste me knob is foul (fowl)"

                              Courtesy of The Macc Lads
                              Last edited by Koenigsegg; 21st June 2007, 21:25:PM. Reason: typo
                              RBS £2,336.31p *Settled* - RBS £104 *Settled* - Cap One *Settled by default* - A&L - In Progress

                              `All advise offered by myself is from my own personnel experience and not from professional experience, if in doubt seek advise from a qualified professional!`

                              `Emotions are like your mothers breasts, you know where they are but best left unfelt!`

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                              • #45
                                koen........

                                youd get a slap mate

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