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Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again? -
- I think you're really hot. And you've got quite big tits.
- Excuse me, I've forgotten my telephone number. Can I have yours?
- Would you like to be buried with my people?
- "You know what I like in a woman?"
*Look slowly and lasciviously down to your own crotch area*
*Look back up and raise eyebrow*. - Hi. You'll do.
- I know what you were thinking, that someone like me would never approach you.
- You may not be the prettiest girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
- Do you sleep on your stomach? [pause] Can I?
- Are you a virgin too?
- You have the most lovely hair! May I finger you?
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Hey it is Nattie that I have been chatting to
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Some of them are very rudeComment
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You know what, I dont know whether this guy thought through what he was saying to me the other day but he said...ahem...and I quote...
"wow are they your eyes, I mean like, are they your own" to be met with a "who the feck do you think they belong to" from me.... his response "they're like a lizzards...."
Nuff said!
xxNeither a borrower nor a lender be;
For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.Comment
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Ok so is that a compliment or what? cos I can't quite make it outComment
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No nor could I delta... he said they were cool.... but Im not so sure....
xxNeither a borrower nor a lender be;
For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.Comment
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pmsl 'are they your own!!!!' i'm doubled up here - thought i met some pillocks, but you beat me hun lol
PJ xxComment
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I know, I felt like saying well no, actually I plucked them out the girl my boyfriend murdered and planted them in my own face...where the feck did he think I had gotten them from ffs!
xNeither a borrower nor a lender be;
For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.Comment
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PMSL@ Ruthie
PJ knows I am telling the truth when I tell you this one ( and no I don`t mean I`ve used it on PJ )
The best one I have used is
`By `eck , you don`t sweat much for a fat lass `
Strangley enough ...........................it worked ..................and we are still married .
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LMAO @tools and Ruthie what is David Icke doing on the bus??Comment
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Oh Ruthie.....Originally posted by Ruthie View Post
Had you been drinking again.
The demon alcahol has that effect on my eyes too.
Best wishes,
Hod..Liam..Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back.Comment
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one Ive had used on me:
Bloke: Did Hurt?
Me: What?
Bloke: When you fell from heaven
(it didnt work)
EDIT: just noticed he used number 30 on the listWhen we love, we always strive to become better than we are.
When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too.
Paulo Coelho
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