JBW Ltd. URGENT Assistance required

[bluebottle]

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My full name is double barreled, the un-edited version is: Sir Vere Brayne d'Emmidge de San Atorium.

When working for Kent Magistrates I used to enter my name on alll forms as Sir Vere....as long as one can identify the bailiff and make contact with them, i.e. a mobile number that's enough!

We had a copper at the station I was attached to in London with a rude-sounding French surname. He was as English as you or I, but we called him "Frog". One Monday morning, Frog and I had cases before the local magistrates where some newly-appointed JPs were sitting. When Frog stepped into the Witness Box to give evidence and gave his full name, the JPs thought he was being facetious. The chair of the bench said to him, "Do you have another name, officer?" *Yes, Your Worship," Frog replied, "It's Frog."

[Inca]

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Maybe it's just me...but having been scared to the marrow of my bones by a bailiff I fail to see any jocularity in signing a piece of paper designed solely to use scare tactics to force the poorest people in society into paying money they just don't have with a 'cheeky' non de plume' rather tasteless and tbvh a pisstake.

Just my opinion of course:tinysmile_twink_t2:

[bizzybob]

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Maybe it's just me...but having been scared to the marrow of my bones by a bailiff I fail to see any jocularity in signing a piece of paper designed solely to use scare tactics to force the poorest people in society into paying money they just don't have with a 'cheeky' non de plume' rather tasteless and tbvh a pisstake.

Just my opinion of course:tinysmile_twink_t2:

Mr GERBIL a rodent in name and deed, perhaps he should meet, Mr Cat, as in a vicious moggy that eats postmen, and claws the legs of an unsuspecting "visitor" who dares to walk up the garden path.

[bluebottle]

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I have been doing some digging around and believe I have found a photo of this bailiff. Could the OP confirm the photo is that of the bailiff in their case, please? :grin:

[CleverClogs]

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Mr GERBIL

Perhaps the name alludes to some personal proclivity? (link 1, link 2) msl:

[bizzybob]

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Perhaps the name alludes to some personal proclivity? (link 1, link 2) msl:

Perhaps he would get pleasure from a coppers size 12 up his rectum

[bluebottle]

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Perhaps the name alludes to some personal proclivity? (link 1, link 2) msl:

I wonder if "Ring of Fire" was playing on the radio at the time of the incident in Link 2? If anything, the incident gave a completely new meaning to the word "rectum". :grin:

[bizzybob]

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I wonder if "Ring of Fire" was playing on the radio at the time of the incident in Link 2? If anything, the incident gave a completely new meaning to the word "rectum". :grin:

But what of the Gerbil? Does the bailiff think he is the Invincible G Erbil king who can have any motor he sees?

Perhaps the answer lies here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg6zcrUoPmI

[Sir Vere Brayne d'Emmidge]

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I am going to call the RSPCA!

[bizzybob]

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I am going to call the RSPCA!

Don't think they have any jurisdiction in South Park.

Officer Bar-Brady would lock them up.

[bluebottle]

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But what of the Gerbil? Does the bailiff think he is the Invincible G Erbil king who can have any motor he sees?

Perhaps the answer lies here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg6zcrUoPmI

I wonder if the music on the radio changed to "Goodness Gracious, Great Balls of Fire" as the gerbil came shooting out? :grin:

[bizzybob]

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I wonder if the music on the radio changed to "Goodness Gracious, Great Balls of Fire" as the gerbil came shooting out? :grin:

Or Fire by the Crazy World of Arthur Brown, even more cheesy I'm on Fire by 5000 Volts with Tina Charles a lead.

Perhaps there is a hint that Mr G. Erbil should seek a career change to a Circus Human Cannonball.