FMB Fanclub

[Fendyweather]

Hi Enaid, Hi tempty. Hi Delta, How the heck are you this fine day...............

and Kevboy I see you lurking again, what you up to. In your pokey iccle office with no real window, lol lol lol lol xxxxx

Real windows should be a pre requisite of any office, not fake windows onto corridors, Its not healthy. You will suffer from sick building syndrome. Its real you know I used to get it in our old building. Was sooooooooooooooooo depressing. xxxxxxx

[Tempty]

Feeling better then I have for a while, thanks fendy seem to be managing without the strong painkillers....... well so far at least LOL I have'nt attempted the house work yet!!!! Lot's of coffee breaks me thinks...... slow but sure will get the jobs done

[Delta]

Housework.....nah cannot be bothered with that today, have already done washer load mind you, but that was cos the mutt was throwing up all night and all that was to hand to clean it up was towels, so they HAD to be washed! yukkky.

Dunno what he has eaten to cause this, he had one of them webbox chump things last night, but never had a problem with them before, unless the kids fed him something.

Half past flippin one this morning I was cleaning the first lot up, nother lot when I got up at 6, and then he performed again, right next to my daughter while she was havign breakfast, he's nice like that!

[kevboy_telford]

One never lurks - ones just waits for the right time to make a fool of oneself

just bored at work - have way toooooooo much on, having a sum 41 moment and thinking about my holiday next week
anyway what do you mean fine day - is it daytime? I dont know apart from the fact its freezing cold in here as I cant be bothered to get up to turn off the aircon

[Fendyweather]

Lol Lol, get up man, turn it off, its always worth the effort, Lol Lol. OMG you are soooooooooooooo posh. You have aircon in your office. No such luck here, but we do have gorgeous views over the hills and reservoir. Very rural in my office. Lol xxxxx

Where you going on your jollies Kev. ???

[Fendyweather]

Personally I prefer greenday moments myself. Lol Lol xxx or INXS ones. Lol xxx

[kevboy_telford]

I did notice that you like INXS (pre or post hanging?)
what would you rather have aircon and a lovely view of a white corridor or no aircon and a view? (trust me I know which I would have )

Personally I prefer greenday moments myself. Lol Lol xxx or INXS ones. Lol xxx

I think you should have re-written that sentence to

Personnally I would prefer to do Greenday or INXS (or maybe both)

lol

jollies - going to welsh land (well actually its manc and liverpool land - but it is in wales) - can you guess where it is?

[Fendyweather]

I love INXS both pre and post hanging....................... they are fabulouso, and took daughter to a greenday concert once, and OMG if it wasnt so wrong, I would be in love with Billie Joe, OMG he was scrummy..........................

Where do ya mean Kev. I havent been to Wales since I was 7, We used to go to Abersoch year after year, was a stunningly beautiful beach there. Where you off.

Give me gorgeous view any day of the week, wide open hills space, reservoir, farms, sheep, cows, piggies, hens, lots of t*ssers cars with t*ssers driving em whizzing past on country lanes, lol, all their fault. Global warming, lol lol lol xxxxx See, blame them, that you need the flippin air con. And as its breezy up here too then I dont need air con, simple, just open a chuffing window and get real fresh air, not the fake stuff that could potentially give you legionnaires disease if not cleaned out regularly, lol lol lol xxxxx

Deep breath Kev, how long can ya hold your breath, you might need to if your air con hasnt been cleaned out recently, Lol Lol xxxx

[Fendyweather]

No question about it, Would deffo do both Greenday and INXS, but not at the same time, thats just pervy, Lol Lol xxxxx

[kevboy_telford]

Rhyl

I have a lovely view (when I leave my office to have a 'wander') of 3 pubs and a swimming pool - its loveeeeely round here
Global warming just means London gets flooded - which aint a bad thing is it?

would that be in your FMBs???? lol

anyway with Aircon - get more days sick - cough cough hack hack

[Fendyweather]

Yep doing INXS (JD Fortune) and Greenday (Billie Joe) in my FMB's, deffo, on account of they are both considerably taller than me, Lol Lol xxxx Dont want height restrictions putting ya off ya stroke, lol lol lol xxx that would just be bad manners......... lol lol xxx

Rhyl, (Ive never been in my life), does the sun shine there then ????

London flooded (soz peepies who live there), but no in my eyes, that would not be bad thing, that place is largely responsible for house prices inflation, general inflations, and every wrong thing that could happen in the country, and lets face it, everybody who lives there believes it is the centre of the country, and its just not. Ive been there a plenty, and seriously YOU COULD NOT PAY ME VERY LARGE AMOUNTS OF SPONDOOLIES TO LIVE THERE. I WOULD NOT GO. I hate the place. I much prefer green hills, rural life, sheep, cows, piggies, lovely yorkshire people who really do give a chuff about each other, when they say good morning how are you, they genuinely mean, how are you ??? tell me. !!!

Salt of the earth. Wouldnt move down south for anything. I love it up here.................... warts and all. I feel very blessed to have been born in apart of the country where a village shop still exists and village post office and people are genuinely nice to each other and have lived in communities for 50 + plus years. Its lovely........................ but Im biased obviously. Lol Lol. I love the fact my eggs come from the farm at the back of my house, that my milk also comes from local village cooperative shop, and that pretty much all my veg is grown organically on the local allotment, they have sunday morning market every week and I go down there and buy most stuff. Its just bliss, a bit like olden days.but yes, the FMB's do get some strange looks sometimes, I think the oldies think Im an alien sometimes. Probs right, never fitted in with normality. xxxx

[kevboy_telford]

I think the oldies think Im an alien sometimes. Probs right, never fitted in with normality. xxxx

we would never tell - would we

Rhyl - it shined last year - who knows this time - but the kids love it so.......

Will be interesting when we meet on 11th - you'll have to bring the FMBs seeing you talk about them all the time. you must practically live in them!

re London - I always though turn the M25 into a moat and just leave it as is - those that live there can do t'otherwise.......

[Delta]

What gets me about London and down south, is that they filled their reservoirs in and grew houses on them, then when it gets a wee bit warm in the summer they only go and say that they want our water.

Oi no way, we use our reserviours to grow water in not houses, so naff off and find your own bloomin water.

Build a delsalination plant, and then the south can have all the water it wants, I mean we are an island, surrounded by gallons of the stuff so how come every bloomin year there is a shortage, and what happens to all that water that is supposed to be raising sea levels?

Summat just doesn't add up.

Anyway, after the rain we have had recently, if they declare a hosepipe ban here then I am going to petition for independance from the UK for Lancashire

[Fendyweather]

FMB's Kev. So its not me peeps wanna meet, its my FMB's, oh great. Talk about feeling left out now, nobody loves me, they love meee fmb's. Hedge and WendyB got em too. Not just me. lol lol lol xxxx

[Delta]

Hey I got some too, in fact I have 2 lots, but one pair if for very very special occasions as they are very high heeled and are very pointy