FMB Fanclub

[LuggerBugs]

Morning peeps, nice to see so many familiar faces are making their way over here now. Yes I've changed my username and a couple of you know who I used to be.
Luggerbugs hi hun hows things I've sent you a pm, have you received it ?
Happy you're home hun did you have a good holiday/birthday etc etc
Veilside nice to see someone else here from Essex, I'm only a couple of miles from you hun.

Ok off I jolly well go, got decorating to do today.

sapphire

Oh, heck. PM's don't automatically hit you in the face on this site. OK, I'm off to read in now, Sapphire.

Back at sea, by the way. I think SHANGHAI'd is the word to use here.

[kevboy_telford]

Ooooooh and we got the lovely Lloyds loser too............ bless, he took it in such good spirit. Think I would be tempted to stand outside one of their branches with a sandwich board on declaring even in loss, they still pay out more on goodwill for silences, so DONT STOP CLAIMING EVERYBODY. Lol Lol Lol. Morning Kevboy, hows life in wherever, !!!! And what time did the little ones get you up at this morning............ iccle ones, theyre just so sweet.................. nice when they get past the iccy nappy stage though, Lol xxxx Oooooo remember that a bit too well. No smell like it on earth, Eugghghghghghghg. xxxx

LOL!
The small people woke my wife at 6:45, but twas my lie-in so I fell out of bed @ 8 - joy. I is just waiting for the day the nappies stop as well
How goes the writing - oh you've stopped - well go outside and have a few iddy beers and be happy as tomorrow is another day to get your pennies
oh - Wherever is some 'lovely' place called brum (am close to longbridge rover plant thingy)
Thank you everybody t'other day for all hugs and free virtual drinks. All we have to do now is make sure fendy does her work (yeah right!)

I hope everybody is enjoying the sun - My kids want to go in the 12' pool we have up - they'll freeze but will they listen........
will have to popsy offski and have a few light glasses of white while watching chattering teeth
enjoy

[Fendyweather]

Ooooh lucky you. Lie in, lol lol xxxx

Well, I am about to crack open a lovely white chilled vino that has been waiting for me in the bottle fridge all day chillin nicely waiting for me to finish my Disclosure List. And on account of YES, I HAVE JUST FINISHED IT, AND ARENT I UBER SPECTACULAR, LOL LOL LOLXX, THEN THE VINO IS NOW CALLING TO ME.................. ME ICCLE EARS CAN HEAR IT SHOUTING, JUST EVER SO DREAMILY AND BECKONINGLY, OOOOOOOOooo Fendy, come drink me, you know you want me, you know you have to have me, Fendy, come sit in the sun and relax with me, oooooooh you clever iccle girly finishing your lovely iccle disclosure listy thingy pantsy thingy, you need a reward for all your hard work today for starting and finishing your lovely list, Yes you do, yes you do, you know you do. Oooooooh white vino drinkies for iccle me then, Cheers everybody. Im done................. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. Fendyxxxx Feel sooooooooooo proud of meeeeself. xxxx

[enaid]

Just having a couple of cocktails me self, very nice they are too.
Have planted some sprouts today, don't usually grow much veg, but there they were looked so nice and healthy, took
me ages to dig the little plot over as the ground is very hard. Got em in, watered em and the bl88dy sherman tank of a dog (that I do love to bits by the way) decided to have a walk round em, through em and all over em!
Ah well, you live and learn, so a few more cocktals are called for me thinks, just to ease the pain of seeing me brussels squashed

[archer_66]

lol enaid ive had a dog do that to me in the past!
kev didnt think u lived in brum cos ur name has telford in it!?
fendy well done for doing the work wonder if theyve done theirs..... think we al know the answer to that!
well took kiddies to farm today and park and nature centre yesterday! and my son actually tidied his room without me saying today! i know i nearly dropped dead with shock

[Fendyweather]

Lol Lol Enaid, poor sprouts, poor enaid, all that work, I would give dowgeee a right good talking to, and every time he/she heads over to the sprout patch, I would call them back and offer them a treat, to dissuede said dowgeeeee from going near the patch again, Lol. Home grown organic brussels, ummmmmmmm luverly.................... just hope they grow ok hun for ya after ya efforts. Lots of miracle grow me thinks, lol lol lol or tomatoe feed, xxxx

Well I stuck some rhubarb in about two months back and the dowgeee has done nowt but wee on em since the day they went in. I know you dont get much from em first year theyre in, but hubby loves rhubard, I hate the stuff, too acid for me, but on account of they aint gonna be worth picking this year, then the dowgee can wee on em all he likes. But Ive started shouting at im when he hovers near that corner of the garden so Im hoping to get him non rhubarb weeing trained by next year, so we can actually pick and eat em next year. This years aint gonna be worth anything wot with being weed on every 5 mins, Lol Lol. xxx Was thinking, could just tell hubby dowgeeeee hasnt weed on em, lol lol lol.xxx Depends wot mood Im in and if hubby has been nice to me, me thinks, Lol xxxxx

Nah, couldnt do that to im. Much as hes a miserable sod every so oft. Lol xxx

[Fendyweather]

Son tidied room,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, is he ill. Lol Lol Lol xxxx

[archer_66]

lol no he asked when my court date was and after i told him he went straight up and done it..............the reasoning being ive told him if he can keep his room tidy by the time i get me money he can have the big room and ill decorate it for him!!!! lol

[Fendyweather]

Aaaaaw, well, nice gesture on both parts then, you for offering to redec his room, and him for bothering to tidy up for ya................. bless............ see, the wonder of working with each other, instead of against each other. Tis a powerful thing when peeps all pull together............ Awwww bless him archer............ youve had busy weekend hun. xxx Very busy. xxxx

[enaid]

Bribery a crime, but a God send with kids!

[Fendyweather]

Works every time,, and lets face it, all we are after is an easier life, and if it involves bribery, Im all for it, Lol xxx

[archer_66]

yea but good i love going to farms in springtime with all the little babies!
i need to find somewhere by me that does starwberry picking,i cant remember where it was i went last time as it was on the way to somewhere and found it by chance
yep i like it when kids are open to persuasion.. i dont mind then so much when u get a little back

[kevboy_telford]

archer - I moved down to Telford (the shame!) and then from there moved across to Brum (both work reasons)
Thought Kevboy_Telford sounded better than kevboy_brum (especially as I aint from round here)
Strawberry picking is ok in Telford (think there is a farm there that does that)
Enaid on the sprout front - thought about putting netting over it to attempt to stop the dog? Thats what with done but it seems to catch diddy birds instead, which the next door neighbours cat looks at for hours (Sez me with the allotment styleeeee garden out back!) Now that I have to save all me money as I have none [sob sob :rolleyes:]

[WendyB]

Hi gang...I'm back...

couldn't get on last night on account of I had a bit of rodeo stunt/major Kodak moment involving me and a pony which went from standstill to flat out gallop whilst I was halfway on, no reins, just a handful of mane.. I was doing quite well and sort of enjoying it till the very large bonfire loomed, the pony jinked, and the ground came to meet me at what felt like 90miles an hour...the sound of my back scraping along the track before I ended up in the bonfire will stay with me forever lol. Good job it wasn't alight....anyway, the consequence of all this was
a) everyone was impressed by how well I stayed on
b)there were loads of people saw me make a complete pr*t of myself
c)I have a nasty cut on my arm, presumably from an argument with a branch in the bonfire
d) I have no skin on my lower back, approx 6 inches square
and I spent the entire evening alternating between the shower and a salt bath, in between consuming large amounts of liquid pain relief in the form of the lovely Zinfandel.
So this is my excuse for not joining you lot last night..is it good enough??? Cos it don't get no better...and I think I have whiplash (no hat on - how stupid was that....but it was only a small pony...) I know, Lugger and Enaid...they're the worst...I should have know better....
Hubby has just lit the barbie, so may not be on for long tonight either

Wendy xx

[WendyB]

Oh good, that means there's three of us Midlanders now, we'll have to have a get together....see if the Northern mob want to come down as well......