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Breakfast Conversation with My 3 yr Old
E: Why are you going to work?
Me: To get pennies
E: What do we need pennies for?
Me: So we can buy things
E: Like what?
Me: To pay for food
E: We dont need any food we went shopping
Me: To pay for clothes then
E: I have got enough clothes
E: We need pennies to go on holiday
Me: Yes, good idea
My 3yr old comes out with some choice quotes.
In Asda while Kelly is looking at Bras, he puts both hands on the cups of a wonderbra and shouts 'Thems for boobies!'.
And he copies all the little phrases that you say to him. At the moment when you tell him off you get back 'I Don't Think So'
And as for my darling daughter, who is 1.5 yrs old, you should see the paddies she throws. They last a good 30 mins and have me in stitches watching her. She lies on the floor legs kicking arms waving and everything.
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Frozen Windscreens ? Blimey bit chilly up there in the land of the common people is it. pmsl.
On the way to school this morning had a lovely little natter with my five year old.
Alex. Mummy do you know everything
Me. Of course (lol)
Alex. Well you don't know what heaven looks like do you
Me. Err no not yet
Alex. Daddy does, he took me there and made me invisible
Me. Did he
Alex. Yes I saw God
Me. Thats nice. What did he look like.
Alex. Hes invisible.
Alex. Dead people live in heaven dont they
Me. Yes
Alex. So why does God live there hes not dead.
Me. He looks after the dead people.
Alex. Mummy why did God make everything
Me. because hes very clever
Alex. He didnt make the path though did he
Me. Did he not? Who did then?
Alex. The man in the statues
Me. Jesus ?
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3 times this week I nearly lost the front of my car, maybe it's just one who gets around a bit.
If you trying to make me feel guilty jan it's working 
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I used to have an R reg civic
No frozen windscreen etc here, although i did park right up the side of my house to avoid it.
Too early to be scraping windscreens off!Leave a comment:
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Yip frozen windscreen this morning.
I have decided its not only the usual Mercs and BMW's where, unlike a hedgehog the pricks are on the inside, they have now been joined by P reg Honda Civics, 3 times this week I nearly lost the front of my car, maybe it's just one who gets around a bit.Last edited by iancognito; 27th September 2007, 08:27:AM.Leave a comment:
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Well Morning All
Bloody cold round here today, usual prats on the roads, and I'm sat wioth me brew having just finished me sausage butty.
Ive got a pile of paperwork to do, but i will soon lose, i mean sort, it all our....if I can get off here.
Anyway friday tommorow and then the weekend starts.
Also Season 2 of Heroes to start watching tonight
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lol Nelly you should come see mine !! I had a lie in, and a lie out lol.went to sleep at half nine and woke up at 3, then went back to sleep at 4 and woke up at 8....thats a lot of sleep, and I'm bloomin' knackered now. Takes me ages to wake up so having my coffee and ciggy now and kinda hoping the kids are getting themselves dressed upstairs like I asked but fully expecting them to come down in ten minutes asking me for socks pants and shirts.Going to have a smiley day today tho and get me head down do some work. Can but try. Oh yes little Katy is reading in church today..she been practising ' Thankyou God for the Clouds' and holding up a picture of a cloud she painted.Bless her. She threw up in assembly on Tuesday over the boy in front haha so hopefully she'll keep it in today.Leave a comment:
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Morning all,
Another lie in jeeeeeeeeeeeeez I think OH is trying to kill me with kindness lol.
I think today may be sunny but chilly.
I'm going to have to get in the garden what a mess, it's been the worst it's ever been the year. What with the weather and the PC lol the rest is history.Leave a comment:
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fendy thought u had emigrated without telling anyone!Leave a comment:
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Im sowwy peeps. Explano over on the wakey thread. Im enjoying looking at the piccies though.
Gawd I miss you all.................... Fendy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I was saying to Sapphy only last week, life is brilliant, so obviously the minute you say that, some dirty great effing dove of doom has to come and do a monstrosity of a giant ploopy on you just to knock you back to earth and remind you, youre not allowed to be happy for long before more INFERNAL POOPY STUFF HITS THE FAN AGAIN. Agghghgghghghghghghhggghg....................... be on later............................................. ... manic manic manic, not only sorting out bloody notaire in france and his lack of any flippin response to anything, not to mention Shabby, Shatwest, and Yorky *ank........... yes thats a W, a capital one.................., but trying to sort out the home help for MIL, long long story............... you gotta go onto wakey thread to read it................................. aghghghgghghghghghghg. SOWWY.............. BIG HUGS. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX FENDY XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXLeave a comment:
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your right on a few points there Archer lol, fendy didn't show and me pics oh my god, Im on a diet not yet though I just ate a big strawberry tart lol. Maybe tomoz lol.
Glad the job is going ok, nice to hear Jet is settling in too.
It was a great night out with some lovely people, hope you can make a night with us some time.Leave a comment:
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well glad youre all over the night out... and nice to see the photos all looking ermmmm.....respectable!msl:
weathers a bit on and off today rain ,sun,rain etc
daughters off again with poorly eyes shame it isnt her voice!!
well settled into new job
puppy dog has settled nicely and isnt really naughty ,a bit bonkers though and is a professional slide user now!
so i take it fendy didnt turn up then at the do as she wasnt in the photos... enaid u had ur pic done a few times bet u enjoyed that!!!??? lol!Leave a comment:
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