FMB Fanclub

[enaid]

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Morning,
Do you think we can have a day today, where my naive and shy personality is not upset by the people who know of other meanings to he simple words I write.
I can no longer go under t stairs without falling about in fits of laughter and imagining some very risque thoughts lol
I have to write that Happy and Wendy it must be catching, my lad is bringing his new girlfriend for the weekend
He has stayed at hers for the last 3or 4 and its been bliss here, suppose it was to be expected. I am in no way an unsociable person and I am looking forward to meeting her.
I don't know if it's with having our Tilly here, but I am a bit dubious about a stranger staying in our house (she deff won't get a lie in) It may sound a bit selfish that, but it's not meant too. I think it's the thought that if Tilly and OH's wind chimes go off at the same time in the morning as is the norm, I will die of embarrassment lol. Anyway here's hoping it's the start of something big lol and he at last will flee the nest. I'll let you know lol

[enaid]

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Well the hole under me stairs kept the thread going this morning. I'll have a look round for another topic tomorrow pmsl

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Oh you lot are sooooo naughty. Anyway I thought a glory hole was what is offered by ladies of the night msl:

sapphire

[Happyolddog]

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you lot are terrable, the glory hole is a vortex of water in a park in central America. The water flows into a caven below the lake.

[Delta]

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I read the first remark with regards to 'glory holes' this morning and thought nothing of it, then I was watching (well listening to) 'To Buy or Not to Buy' and they saw a cupboard under the stairs and one of them said something about a glory hole.

I do confess to cracking up at that point, its amazing how you dont hear something for absolute ages, and then twice on one day!

[Paule]

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Although I don't know why he bothered, don't think his girlfriend is going to be going in there

That depends on whose defination of glory hole you are using.

Right can we stop all the double entendres now, please because its hard to work with tears strewaming down my face.

msl:

[WendyB]

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Enaid, I'm with you Our cubby hole under the stairs was always known as the glory hole as well. Still is occasionally, but not at the moment cos son has just tidied it out, for reasons given in last post. Although I don't know why he bothered, don't think his girlfriend is going to be going in there

[WendyB]

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My son has always been far tidier than my daughter, however he's now gone into ultra tidy mode, basically the whole house, because his girlfriend is coming round tonight!!, we're all going out for a meal for daughter's birthday then said girlfriend is staying (for the first time) i've told him she's gotta sleep on the sofa but I don't think that's gonna happen. I've also told him not to make too much noise.......

[Happyolddog]

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Dear Jan,

Being a father of two sons I might be able to help and advise on sons and their bedroom. Right; my youngest is the scruffest tw*t when it comes to bedrooms. Until about a year ago we would not enter his room without fly killer and air freshner. Then he asked if it was ok to bring his girlfriend home at the weekend. I said yes if he kept his room tidy.Hey presto, now without coaxing every friday he cleans his 'love pit' in preperation. Only trouble now is having to listen to his girlfriends silly giggles and the headboard banging on the wall.

[iancognito]

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Conversation with my two sons

18 year old "Mum can I borrow a tenner"

24 year old "Mum can I boroow £20"

Mum "WIll you do something with your bedrooms"

18 and 24 year old "grunt"

[Paradox]

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I've just spat tea everywhere!!

Bet the meter readers always think their lucks in!!

[enaid]

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I'm going to me move all me groceries to the cupboard under the stairs.
I am just glad I don't understand half of what I just googled msl:
Anyone else ever heard it called that? I can't believe that, I've always known it as that, I even say it to the gas and leccie men when they come to read the meter

[Paradox]

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Me: in the cupboard under the stairs (the glory hole)

Try googling that phrase

[Paule]

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Me: in the cupboard under the stairs (the glory hole)

That phrase has other meanings enaid, that I wont go into on here

[enaid]

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This morning convo with OH,
Me What do you want for breakie?
OH: erm erm erm
Me: it will be bloody dinner time soon!
OH: Oh alright I'll have bacon and beans and a couple of toast
Me: ok will you get the beans
OH: where are they?
Me: in the cupboard under the stairs (the glory hole)
OH: oh go on then I'll have bacon and scrambled egg
Me: you lazy ********************** nuff said lol