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[enaid]

I will tell you what my HO does with the fairy stuff, he fills washing up bowl with red hot water, places pots carefully in bowl and leaves them. That is called soaking. Pots jump on to draining board all by them selves, stay there, this is called airing them. Overnight yet another miracle, the same pots end up in their correct place ready for reuse. That's how simple washing up is for some people.

[iancognito]

And a whole 4 days off work for me, 6 counting the weekend, who needs a lottery win?

Anybody know a Hoover engineer, my dishwasher has given up and I can't remember what to do with that Fairy stuff.

[enaid]

Morning,
Well it's nearly afternoon now isn't it?
Very dull here and drizzling, nothing exciting happened over night.
Another postal strike imminent, more misery for those in flood areas, a lovely couple win the lottery, bless all they want is new knees.

[LuggerBugs]

Russ, thoughts and prayers for you. I'm sure you'll decide whatever is best.

Save us all some cake too.

but I'd deffo advise ditching the Phil Collins collection.

[archer_66]

aww VS hope everything turns out ok and u make the right decisions for the circumstances ur in....
happy birthday babe have a good one.... xx

[enaid]

Well veilside,
I do hope whatever you have to sort out you do!!!!!!!
Many happy returns for Saturday if we don't see you before then, make the most of the day and don't forget your catching up as well. You will soon not be eligable to be my toy boy lol. Take care all the best Enaid xx

[veilside01702]

Just to say I am taking a break for a few days, but will pop in to check up on you all......
only till next week.....
It's me b'day saturday.....so going to try and get me head sorted before then.....
need to make a few hard decissions in my life.....
And keep listening to phil collins.....so i know I need to do something and sort it out....lol
Speak to you all later....
Russ

[LuggerBugs]

I need to go repair the bomb damage. Well, file the paperwork, which amounts to the same hing.

I think there's going to have to be a bonfire tomorrow. We must have hoarded 20 odd years worth of paperwork. No wonder the rainforests are disappearing.

[enaid]

I know after the fact Russ I am sorry, hope all is well now lol.
Lugger I don't want to fondle yer haggis honest, I know there is not a haggis under yer kilt, that's why pmsl. I would like to have a mess with yer sporan though if that's ok rofl. :devil:

[veilside01702]

afternoon all.....
DELTA...........Well done hunni.......you deserve the win for your patience and hard work...
Hi lugger....all these women want is to lift ya kilt and fondle ya haggis.....lol
Hi Archer how you been??
Hi Tempty.......
Hi enaid......phwoar your looking sexy today......
Hi Saphire.....when we arranging the lift to petey??????
Hope you are all well.....
It was my otherhalf who was ill.......not me enaid......lol
russ

[LuggerBugs]

Hmmm. Under different circumstances... :devil:

[Delta]

Yez are all pervy wimmin in here.

You say that like it's a bad thing :crazy:

[enaid]

Hi Nuddy,
Delta has won , thats the only one on that front I think.
Whats with you are you ok and what youup to?

[nuddy]

Hi Guys, can't read back on three pages of threads (or won't, to exhausted) so just thought I'd check in. Whats happenin' ?

[LuggerBugs]

My top room has had a terrorist attack (well, it looks like a bomb's gone off anyway) and I can't get in there with me lappy to plug the webcam in. But just imagine it being the same, except sunnier.

And I'm NOT getting me kit off. Yez are all pervy wimmin in here.