Corny one liners!

[Kati]

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I tried hard to resist looking at this thread again but I thought the jokes must improve but I was WRONG!

The title says it all [MENTION=30456]wales01man[/MENTION] ... CORNY :lol:

I'm sure you've got a few that you could add too :tinysmile_twink_t2:
xx

[Kati]

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I agree [MENTION=4027]Ruby[/MENTION] ... Fred's jokes are great aren't they xx

[Kati]

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What do you call an annoying innuit???? - a Peskimo :tung: xx

[wales01man]

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The title says it all @wales01man ... CORNY :lol:

I'm sure you've got a few that you could add too :tinysmile_twink_t2:
xx

Mine are too rude ill rack the Brain Cell when it works to rember some

[Kati]

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A friend of mine bought a plate with four corners - he wanted to eat a square meal :tinysmile_twink_t2:

The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

A police dog is often the scenter of a drug arrest

[Wombats]

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I used to work at a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying.

Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa.

[Kati]

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Only adults were allowed in the electricians' nightclub because of all the wire strippers.

An ex-sailor prefers to forget the days he spent playing cards in submarines, dismissing them as 'so much bridge under the water'.

[Fred]

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Why man will never be right !

[MissFM]

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Popped into the butcher's today and asked "Have you got a sheep's head"?

He said " No, it's just the way I do my hair" (ba boom)

[MissFM]

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Why was six scared?

Because seven eight nine.

[MissFM]

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[MissFM]

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[Kati]

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Police found a criminal shot to death with exit wounds but no entry wounds. It was an inside job.

When a jazz musician's clothes are all worn out is it ragtime??

As the farmer passed the gorgeous woman he did everything he could to a tractor attention.

I agreed to watch my neighbour's dog, but only if it didn't scratch me. It's in the clause

[Hurricane Puffrose]

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I bought a roll on deoderant today.
the directions said remove cap and push up bottom. I can bearly walk but now when I fart the room smells lovely!

Why are pirates so mean? Cos they ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!

Why did the sand blush? Cos the sea weed!

2 cookies are in the oven, one says BLOODY HELL its hot in here, the other says ARGH talking cookie!

2 snowmen in a field, one asks the other, can you smell carrots??

[seduraed]

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what's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
A drum machine shuts up when you tell it
You only need to punch the rythym into a drum machine once