Tweet
Re: Friday smile
If this really happened in court, would you smile just a tad ?
If this really happened in court, would you smile just a tad ?
Loading...
-
-
Re: Friday smile
[MENTION=62334]Snoopy1948[/MENTION]
Was he charged with loitering within tent?
CAVEAT LECTOR
This is only my opinion - "Opinions are made to be changed --or how is truth to be got at?" (Byron)
You and I do not see things as they are. We see things as we are.
Cohen, Herb
There is danger when a man throws his tongue into high gear before he
gets his brain a-going.
Phelps, C. C.
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance!"
The last words of John SedgwickComment
-
Re: Friday smile
Actually the clown was the consultant for the defence in the event that the case became a media circus ! Boom Boom ...Originally posted by charitynjw View PostComment
-
Re: Friday smile
Court Proceedings as recorded :
Judge : Now young man, before I sentence you for this heinous crime, do you have anything to say?
Defendant : F*** all, m'lord !
Judge : I cannot hear you, young man ... SPEAK UP and say again ... what exactly did you say ??
Defendant : F*** all m'lord ..
Judge : I still cannot hear you .... please say again .... what exactly did you say ??
Defendant : F*** all, m'lord !
Judge : This is no good, I still cannot hear you .... counsel for the defence, what exactly did your client say ??
Counsel : He said F*** all, m'lord !
Judge : Don't be a twat ... I saw his lips move !!Comment
-
Re: Friday smile
I must admit, I didn't realise that legal representation involved 'spin' ...
Comment
-
Re: Friday smile
lol i know that look,
crazy council ( as in local council,NELC ) as a member of the public, i don't get mad, i get evenComment
-
Re: Friday smile
Be afraid........................
CAVEAT LECTOR
This is only my opinion - "Opinions are made to be changed --or how is truth to be got at?" (Byron)
You and I do not see things as they are. We see things as we are.
Cohen, Herb
There is danger when a man throws his tongue into high gear before he
gets his brain a-going.
Phelps, C. C.
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance!"
The last words of John SedgwickComment
-
Re: Friday smile
:behindsofa:
lane: I'm leaving now!
Comment
-
Re: Friday smile
Comment
-
Re: Friday smile
So that's how they hid those WMDs.............. (in 'a rack')!Originally posted by enaid View Post
CAVEAT LECTOR
This is only my opinion - "Opinions are made to be changed --or how is truth to be got at?" (Byron)
You and I do not see things as they are. We see things as we are.
Cohen, Herb
There is danger when a man throws his tongue into high gear before he
gets his brain a-going.
Phelps, C. C.
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance!"
The last words of John SedgwickComment
-
Re: Friday smile
this is so cool,
I just nuked Hull with a tzar bomb, unfortunately, might of slightly overdone it and destroyed my own town as well as most of yorkshire, in the fireball, maybe i should not have started with the biggest bomb
http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/?&...=_2nd-50&zm=11
slight correction, that wasn't quite the biggest bomb, tried with that, took out up to skegness Bradford middles-borough hartlepool Sheffield leeds york. as well.crazy council ( as in local council,NELC ) as a member of the public, i don't get mad, i get evenComment
-
Re: Friday smile
Man goes into surgery , Doctor I keep farting , they're silent and odourless. The doctor hands him a prescription , "this should sort out the nasal problem, come back on Tuesday for a hearing test .
- - - Updated - - -
so not no loss there then I tried it on Luton it would need a 65 kt to deal with the problem .Comment
-
Re: Friday smile
A health report issued recently has supported the teaching that the passing of colonic gases, or farting to those with a broader tongue, should be done without limits, without tension and without the need for ostentatious displays of tuneful profundity.
Recommendations are now being made where to pass wind 'optimally', the body should be at 45% ( like in the squat position ) that allows the gas to pass freely from the ASS (( Anal Sphincter Specifically ) with minimum twitching, minimal reverberation of the sphincter, minimal intra-colonic pressure permitting a smooth ride to be had by all.
For those of a smelly disposition, dissipation will be minimal and heavy gases may therefore linger below nose level.
If these recommendations are followed, the days of 'letting one rip' will be a thing of the past.
Go on, get into the 45 degree habit, and you'll have a colon that loves you back!Comment
-
Re: Friday smile
"Where'ere ye be, let yir wind blow free"
Donald Trumps (Allegedly)
CAVEAT LECTOR
This is only my opinion - "Opinions are made to be changed --or how is truth to be got at?" (Byron)
You and I do not see things as they are. We see things as we are.
Cohen, Herb
There is danger when a man throws his tongue into high gear before he
gets his brain a-going.
Phelps, C. C.
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance!"
The last words of John SedgwickComment
-
Re: Friday smile
ooo glee, daughter leaves a note for me ( am babysitter for 12 hours today ). we should start potty training her daddy.crazy council ( as in local council,NELC ) as a member of the public, i don't get mad, i get evenComment
Comment