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Nothing like starting 'em young on the Legalese front .... and let them be innovative as well!
Nothing like starting 'em young on the Legalese front .... and let them be innovative as well!
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just for today,, we can be united in our pride
crazy council ( as in local council,NELC ) as a member of the public, i don't get mad, i get evenComment
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An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good'!
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this is brilliant and very funny, watch out, the torys are coming,
crazy council ( as in local council,NELC ) as a member of the public, i don't get mad, i get evenComment
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Who said this decision would set us back hundreds of years......
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good'!
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How the EU would view us if we had stayed ( or indeed overturned the democratic decision to do so ! )
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crazy council ( as in local council,NELC ) as a member of the public, i don't get mad, i get evenComment
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Also try Knacker Laquer adds lustre ti rge cluster!:behindsofa:Originally posted by enaid View PostComment
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So there's this man who goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot.
There is a choice of three parrots on a perch and the man pointed to the one on the far left and asked its price.
That parrot is £500 states the shopkeeper. 'Why so much?' asks the customer ...
'Well' said the owner, 'that parrot knows how to do legal research, and therefore worth the money ...... '
The customer then asked the price of the middle parrot.
'Oh that one is £1000 because he can do everything the first parrot can do plus it knows how to write a brief that will win any case'
Naturally the startled customer asks about the third parrot on the far right ... to be told that it costs £4000.
'Oh my goodness' said the customer .... 'why so much more money??'
The owner replied .... 'To be honest, guv, I've never seen that parrot do a darn thing, but the other two call him Senior Partner'
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& here was me thinking that it was more expensive 'cos it was on higher perches!
Anyway, just one look at it, you know that that parrot would suckseed!!Last edited by charitynjw; 29th August 2016, 00:54:AM.CAVEAT LECTOR
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So when one parrot is sold ... what shape are the other two in ? ............... Polygon!Originally posted by charitynjw View Post
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Ah yes, the rude parrot.
I had one once.....wouldn't stop swearing, so I put it in the fridge as a punishment.
After an hour or so, I let it out.......it was very contrite & apologetic.
It asked, very politely I may add, "What exactly did the chicken do?"CAVEAT LECTOR
This is only my opinion - "Opinions are made to be changed --or how is truth to be got at?" (Byron)
You and I do not see things as they are. We see things as we are.
Cohen, Herb
There is danger when a man throws his tongue into high gear before he
gets his brain a-going.
Phelps, C. C.
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance!"
The last words of John SedgwickComment
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