The Happy Stuff Thread

[Turboman]

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[marshallka]

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one for Bill-k here


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Love that film pmsl.:tinysmile_grin_t:

[Turboman]

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This bloke is working on the buses and collecting tickets. He rings the bell for the driver to set off when there's a woman half getting on the bus. The driver sets off, the woman falls from the bus and is killed. At the trial the bloke is sent down for murder and seeing as it's Texas he's sent to the electric chair. On the day of his execution he's sat in the chair and the executioner grants him a final wish. "Well" says the man, "is that your packed lunch over there ?" "Yes" answers the executioner. "Can I have that green banana ?" The executioner gives the man his green banana and waits till he's eaten it. When the man's finished, the executioner flips the switch sending Hundreds of volts through the man. When the smoke clears the man is still alive. The executioner can't believe it. "Can I go ?" the man asks."I suppose so" says the executioner, "that's never happened before." The man leaves and eventually gets his job back on the buses selling tickets. Yet again he rings the bell for the driver to go when people are still getting on. A man falls under the wheels and is killed. The bloke is sent down for murder again and sent to the electric chair. The executioner is determined to do it right this time so rigs the chair up to the electric supply for the whole of Texas. The bloke is again sat in the chair. "What is your final wish ?" asks the executioner. "Can I have that green banana in your packed lunch ?" says the condemned man. The executioner sighs and reluctantly gives up his banana. The bloke eats the banana all up and the executioner flips the switch. Millions of Volts course through the chair blacking out Texas. When the smoke clears the man is still sat there smiling in the chair. The executioner can't believe it and lets the man go. The bloke gets his job back on the buses. Once again he rings the bell whilst passengers are still getting on, this time killing three of them. He is sent to the electric chair again. The executioner rigs up all the worlds electricity to the chair, determined to get his man this time. The man sits down in the chair smiling. "What's your final wish ?" asks the executioner. "Well" says the man, "can I have that green banana out of your packed lunch." The executioner hands over his banana and the man eats it all, skin included. The executioner pulls the handle and a zillion million trillion volts go through the chair. When the smoke rises the man is still sat there alive without even a burn mark. "I give up" says the executioner, "I don't understand how you can still be alive after all that?" He stroked his chin. "Its something to do with that green banana isn't it ?" he asked. "Nahh" said the bloke, "I'm just a bad conductor."

[Sapphire]

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Can we have a sleepy thread!!!!

Only 10 more days until I get my iphone!!!! Whooooop whooop!!! I is excited!

Nice one hun you'll love it, but please make sure you get insurance on it, I dropped mine and the screen shattered, luckily I have insurance through Orange and I got a new phone the very next day :grin:

Also, I get our lottery done online and we got an email the other day to say we'd had a winner, now we've had that many times but it just been a tenner at a time, but this time it was for a lot more, wahaaaaaaayyyyyyy.

Now thats what I call hap, hap, happpppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Amethyst]

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Are these things meant to be bomb proof, pee proof and so on these days ?

[shell]

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http://news.bmezine.com/2007/05/08/c...-navel-tattoo/

You could always get a cat done.

[shell]

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Sorry I was still on page one when I posted that.

[WendyB]

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You jaxy git Sapph!!!! Lends a tenner

[Sapphire]

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You jaxy git Sapph!!!! Lends a tenner

Anytime hun

Ame, iPhones are notorious for the screens shattering when or if you drop them, thats why its always best to have the insurance. I am the 6th person I know lately to have had the problem and I am only the 2nd to have had insurance. I know that our daughter in law has been quoted over £250 for a new screen..... ouchy !

[Caspar]

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Anytime hun

Ame, iPhones are notorious for the screens shattering when or if you drop them, thats why its always best to have the insurance. I am the 6th person I know lately to have had the problem and I am only the 2nd to have had insurance. I know that our daughter in law has been quoted over £250 for a new screen..... ouchy !

She's right Ame. My daughters went last week - it cost £70 but often the inner screen goes too and then you're talking mega bucks! We bought her a dinky pink cover which protects it in case it's dropped again.

[Turboman]

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Nice one hun you'll love it, but please make sure you get insurance on it, I dropped mine and the screen shattered, luckily I have insurance through Orange and I got a new phone the very next day :grin:

Also, I get our lottery done online and we got an email the other day to say we'd had a winner, now we've had that many times but it just been a tenner at a time, but this time it was for a lot more, wahaaaaaaayyyyyyy.

Now thats what I call hap, hap, happpppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

and the amount is between (£x) and (£x+£250) where x is the amount within £125


Soory Wendy---quoted again-lol

[Sapphire]

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Anyways its still hap, hap, happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, its Friday, its the weekend and I'm having a curry tonight, had my nails and toes done, all the housework is done and all is well in Sapphy world.
Tomorrow is a visit to the hairdressers, then into town for Brunch and a bit of shopping, then himself is off to Upton Park for the game against Blackpool, I shall chill and get ready to go out in the evening after Strictly and X-Factor of course.

[Turboman]

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Anyways its still hap, hap, happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, its Friday, its the weekend and I'm having a curry tonight, had my nails and toes done, all the housework is done and all is well in Sapphy world.
Tomorrow is a visit to the hairdressers, then into town for Brunch and a bit of shopping, then himself is off to Upton Park for the game against Blackpool, I shall chill and get ready to go out in the evening after Strictly and X-Factor of course.

Hmmm---you not answering last question then:tinysmile_kiss_t4:

[Sapphire]

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Hmmm---you not answering last question then:tinysmile_kiss_t4:

ROFL didn't understand it, Einstein I am not, I am just a mere :beagle:

[Turboman]

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ROFL didn't understand it, Einstein I am not, I am just a mere :beagle:

Translated-it means--How much you got---