The Happy Stuff Thread

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Tools--we are still in suspense!!!

Suspense for what ?

[Turboman]

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Tools--we are still in suspense!!!

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Brilliant !

[Turboman]

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I know I've posted this before--but need another laugh



A bank robber goes into a high street branch in Hull-complete with mask, gun & holdall for the cash.

He says to the bank clerk " I want all my Penalty Charges" back from my current account in cash NOW!

The bank clerk says "Here's £5,050 for the last 6 years".

The robber says " I'm not accepting this Statute Barred rubbish-I want it from 1985--NOW!"

He says "Ok---Here's another £3,050"

The robber says "And I want Contractual Interest as well and "8% in the alternative"-NOW!"

The bank clerk says "What alternative??

The robber says " The alternative is I shoot you--NOW!!

The bank clerk says "Ok--Here's another £4,050"

The robber is well chuffed as he didn't need to fill in an N1 or have to pay court fees and especially as it was not Stayed!!

As he is loading all the money into the holdall, his mask falls off temporarily, but he soon puts it back on when he has zipped up the holdall.

There's a queue of four people behind him though, so he says to the first person " Did you see my face?"

"Yes, I did " says the lady, -- so he shoots her dead!

He asks the second guy "Did you see my face?" --

"Yes, I did " says the guy -- so he shoots him dead!

He asks the third guy "Did you see my face?" --

The guy says---"No, I was daydreaming--but my wife behind me saw it!!!"

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Okies hun will remember lol.

[Turboman]

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Well not a bad day so far, and the telly's not too bad tonight either, will be watching the 'Jungle' then off to bed, hopefully I can shake this cold off, by partaking in the odd Brandy, hot water and sugar.

right---Don't forget Sapphy---if I go quite again---its cos Desktop upstairs & Phone Internet downstairs & I can't post on phone keyboard cos I'm crap at texting!!!

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Well not a bad day so far, and the telly's not too bad tonight either, will be watching the 'Jungle' then off to bed, hopefully I can shake this cold off, by partaking in the odd Brandy, hot water and sugar.

[di30]

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Great thread Wendy! X

[Turboman]

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Gallons!---& I feel its helped

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Fantastic Turbs, so you had a couple then :wink:

[Turboman]

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Hi Folks---I'm happy--infact I'm bloody happy--been to a re union do at Rugby Club with Parents of our kids who used to all socialise 30 years ago--complete with my "boys"--and I'm uncontrollably happy (hic)!!

[WendyB]

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We go to a gay club sometimes, what a brilliant night out we have too.

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Brill news Wends, thats what I like to hear.

We had a great evening out at the Gay Club, christ we had such a laugh and I've been invited away for the weekend to Brighton on the 27th to celebrate one of my friend Barry's, tranny pals birthday, god what an enlightened life I lead lol.

[WendyB]

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Where's all the happy stuff today???

I am a happy bunny, just sold my T reg Ka for a very respectable few bob which will sort out Christmas, and as well as that, the bedframe I'm selling on Ebay has far exceeded what I expected to get for it, so am well chuffed

[WendyB]

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No luck at the dogs last night but we had a great time, surprised Shirley with a birthday cake in the boot of my car which cheered her up no end. Have every reason to be heerfull today cos the sund has been shining all day - always a bonus