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Oh for Gods sake
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Well I watched it and the following stood out for me, sorry I havn't posted up clips, for the life of me I can never work that bit out.
Katie Waissel - her version of At Last was fab, but there's talk that she's already got a recording contract in USA under the name of Lola Fontaine, only time will tell.
Gamu Nhengu - fantastic little singer, I reckon she's one to watch.
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The Daily Mash - CHERYL SOLDIERS ON DESPITE BEING DEAD
CHERYL SOLDIERS ON DESPITE BEING DEAD 23-08-10 BRAVE X Factor judge Cheryl Cole has overcome her recent death with the aid of hooks and pulleys.
Producers said the plucky Girls Aloud star would have wanted to honour her commitment to the show and had always insisted that being dead would not prevent her from doing her job.They replaced her eyes with a couple of boiled sweets
A spokesman said: "She had a vacant expression on her face, which obviously failed to ring any alarm bells. But then we noticed she hadn't moved for about 19 hours and that's when Simon decided to jab her in the thigh with a big fork."
The production team quickly agreed the deceased singer would triumph over her deadness with the aid of almost-invisible wires, Hellraiser-esque hooks and a team of enthusiastic puppeteers.
The spokesman added: "X Factor is all about people overcoming adversity in pursuit of their goals, whether you're a thickset virgin with cheap shoes and hedgerow pubes or a recently deceased corpse."
Audience member Tom Logan said: "Cheryl did brilliantly, you could scarcely tell anything was wrong, though her head did keep lolling back and forward until they got the hang of it.
"'Being dead did not affect her repertoire of one facial expression - the slightly concerned aspect of a five-year-old who's just licked a cat's ear for the first time and isn't sure if it tastes good or bad."
Logan's wife Jane added: "She was fantastic, though there was a slight smell of physical degeneration and a few more flies than one would ordinarily expect."
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Re: It's that time of year again
Originally posted by leclerc View PostIt was incredibly underwhelming the start to the x factor.
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Originally posted by Tools View PostOh for Gods sake
Too right. I had to sit through this garbage while sitting for my nieces last Saturday.
The show, far from being an exercise in determining who has the x factor, it's primary purpose is to identify those who haven't and then humiliate them all in name of entertainment.
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Double eviction this weekend and Cher and Katie are both favourites to go so that would leave cheryl with absolutely nobody to mentor so at least she can get her christmas shopping done(ooops, she has a few less presents to buy this year :o )"Family means that no one gets forgotten or left behind"
(quote from David Ogden Stiers)
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