need a laugh/moorcroft recruitment drive

[ODC]

Re: need a laugh/moorcroft recruitment drive

18% commission isnt very much if you call at the house of someone who knows the game. If the alleged debtor owes say £200 that is only £ 36 if they pay in full. If they offer to pay you a fiver a week then its only 90p each time you call. Hardly much incentive to getting the door slammed in your face and told to Feck Off.

[seduraed]

Re: need a laugh/moorcroft recruitment drive

ys i know thats part of the reason i no longer do this

[ODC]

Re: need a laugh/moorcroft recruitment drive

ys i know thats part of the reason i no longer do this

That plus you discovered your Mother and Father were actually married and you had an iq of more than 4

[seduraed]

Re: need a laugh/moorcroft recruitment drive

lol , cheeky so and so, but yes they were married and i have a BSc

[ODC]

Re: need a laugh/moorcroft recruitment drive

lol , cheeky so and so, but yes they were married and i have a BSc

A B.Sc. indeed!! Thats why the job was untenable. A higher IQ than all the other employees put together including management.

Personally I would rather stick pins in my eyes than work for a DCA

[enquirer]

Re: need a laugh/moorcroft recruitment drive

Lower Gastro-Intestinal Ventriloquism is more commonly-known as Talking Out of Your A***.

For which the cure is a leather injection*

*Known to non-medical types as a kick up the a***.

[miliitant]

Re: need a laugh/moorcroft recruitment drive

for which the cure is a leather injection*

Lower Gastro-Intestinal Ventriloquism is more commonly-known as Talking Out of Your A***.

*known to non-medical types as a kick up the a***.

i will remember that one when i finally reply to motormouth dca

[brummie]

Re: need a laugh/moorcroft recruitment drive

i think i may apply for this job.......

i could tell them i specialise in utilities debts

[CleverClogs]

Re: need a laugh/moorcroft recruitment drive

Wouldn't it be amusing if someone were to submit an application in the name of Marc Gander?

[bluebottle]

Re: need a laugh/moorcroft recruitment drive

Or under Terrorism Act which seems to cover anything and everything.

Expect that to be repealed. It's being abused on a daily basis and the electorate are close to telling the politicians, "Enough is enough" and forcing them to repeal it. Posh Boy Cameron thinks he's the bee's knees and people will swallow anything he says. Electors aren't THAT gullible. Sorry, Davey Boy, but your days in Downing Street are numbered.

[bluebottle]

Re: need a laugh/moorcroft recruitment drive

i will remember that one when i finally reply to motormouth dca

What, Lower Gastro-Intestinal Ventriloquism? Feel free, Miliitant. I love playing around with words and have put together some terms you might like to use in letters to DCAs -

"It would appear you have a severe case of Cranio-Rectal Obstruction" = "Why don't you remove your head from up your own a***?"
"It would appear you are suffering from something known as the Oedipus Complex" = "Mother******"

If I come up with anymore, I'll post them up. Then again, I suppose I could write an e-book entitled "Your 100 Best Put-Downs for Debt Collectors".

[Hurricane Puffrose]

Re: need a laugh/moorcroft recruitment drive

My own personal favourite put down was from Mr Billy Connelly, who came out with, Do I attend your rehab sessions and tell you what colour crayons to use??

or You are the reason you should never drink on an empty head!

you sir are suffering from foot IN mouth disease!

and last but by no means least.. It's a shame men can't get pregnant, you might have had a brain cell!!!