Lowells 12 days of Christmas

[mr.ton]

12 Days of Christmas

[Curlyben]

Re: Lowells 12 days of Christmas

Well that breaches a number of OFT guidelines, but then again anyone that falls for it needs their heads examining..

[mr.ton]

Re: Lowells 12 days of Christmas

What's the bet that the hamper will never arrive? :beagle:

[mr.ton]

Re: Lowells 12 days of Christmas

Wow here's what they are offering!


What are the Gifts?

2 for 1 dining
Will you go for the heat of a curry, the fragrant spices of Thai cuisine or a traditional British pub? Wherever you choose, you and a friend will have a great meal and save money by only paying for one of the main courses.

Free health and fitness
Improve your mind, body and spirit on us with either a free yoga lesson or personal trainer session.

Free pamper treatment
From a manicure to a massage, reflexology to acupressure; whichever free treatment you choose we are confident you will leave feeling refreshed, relaxed and revived.

Free dance lesson for 2
We've teamed up with over 280 dance venues around the country, including Ceroc studios, to bring you a free dance session for two. So what are you waiting for? Get on your dancing shoes and enjoy!

Free family portrait
With lots of locations all over the UK this is the perfect -and free- way to capture a fantastic family memory.

Half price MOT
With over 240 centres nationwide, Halfords Autocentres is the UK's leading independent car servicing, repair, tyre and MOT network. Now part of the Halfords group, their name may be new, but their centres have been a feature of the towns and cities of Britain for a decade or more.

We’re very happy to work with them for you, so enjoy safe motoring on us for less!

Free nights out
Have a great time and enjoy dancing all night away with your friends at selected venues all over the country!

Free sports experiences
Free sessions for everyone! Take up a free professionally run fun sports coaching session or sports lesson for kids with Premier Sport or a free tae-kwon-do lesson with TAGB.

Premier Sport coaches over 150,000 children every week in Breakfast, Lunch, After-school or Weekend sessions. Encourage your kids to get fit and active for free!

The Tae Kwon Do Association of Great Britain is Europe's largest single martial arts organisation, with over 20,000 members training in over 600 clubs throughout the UK! Go along to a free session on us to see why it’s the UK’s second biggest participation activity.

Great British break
Choose from a wide range of hotels, each chosen with unique style and character in mind, to cater for your every need. From contemporary city hotels to sedate manor houses nestled in beautiful country grounds.

Each of these hotels offers fantastic service and excellent accommodation for a totally memorable stay.

Free talent / stage school lesson
Encourage young, aspiring Orlando Blooms, Keira Knightleys or Justin Biebers by giving a free lesson at great quality academies.

With lessons available all over the country from a mixture of big name and independent academies, this could be the opportunity for your kids to discover something they will really love!

2 for 1 days out
2 for 1 entry for you and your friends and family at hundreds of Britain's best loved attractions. Check out our list and enjoy some great days out!

Family entertainment
Through our partnership with ATG Tickets, get top quality entertainment with the best shows all over the UK with your friends or your family!

[Curlyben]

Re: Lowells 12 days of Christmas

Gee they're just great, I must run and give Lowell al of my cash.
Natch......

They look like the general rubbish you get in ANY magazine
Of course the small print on all of these "free" offers means you need to spend a shed load of cash, on credit of course..

[charitynjw]

Re: Lowells 12 days of Christmas

The Tae Kwon Do could come in handy, though..........

[ODC]

Re: Lowells 12 days of Christmas

Looking forward to this.

Got a similar offer from Crapquest today. Apparently I have been specially selected for a special deal by no less than the head honcho at Crapquest to receive a special deal. They will apparently match each payment I make on a non enforceable alleged debt.

Im going to save them money my payments will be easy to match as they will be £0.00p

Bah Humbuggers

[Curlyben]

Re: Lowells 12 days of Christmas

Hey ODC the wife had something similar from CQ years back. They offered to "pay" double what she paid. I almost jumped at the chance after I stopped laughing

[ODC]

Re: Lowells 12 days of Christmas

Yes CB I went through my bundle of Crapquest bumph from the past and discovered even way back then I was one of their "Special Customers''.

This is the same Crapquest who only two weeks ago had given me a final warning that they were about to institute legal proceedings. They still ring me daily. I still ignore them but some day when I'm in the mood I will have some fun with a threat monkey

[Curlyben]

Re: Lowells 12 days of Christmas

I did that recently when HFC kindly passed my (FOS investigation) debt to them.
They carped themselves when they realised they had been "sold" a steaming pile

[mr.ton]

Re: Lowells 12 days of Christmas

Every time i get phoned by a DCA i can smell a steaming pile coming from the background of their office

[ODC]

Re: Lowells 12 days of Christmas

Every time i get phoned by a DCA i can smell a steaming pile coming from the background of their office

That or the smell of hair gel and wkd. Still you get satisfaction in knowing their next job will entail them flipping burgers and smelling of chips

[Angry Cat]

Re: Lowells 12 days of Christmas

Robbers Way, are at the same game. Ho, Ho, Ho!

[ODC]

Re: Lowells 12 days of Christmas

What a lot of disappointed threat monkeys there will be this Crimbo. Empty sacks. No bonuses for them this year

[Boogiemaster]

Re: Lowells 12 days of Christmas

My wife told them she's Jewish