ASK YODA

[Master Yoda]

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Then hidden from the Debt Side shall he be.

[leclerc]

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Do you get the state pension, Master Yoda?

[Tools]

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OMG he will vanish, there is more meat on a jockeys whip lol

She exaggerates not, my avatar is actual video footage, not a cartoon drawing.

[Master Yoda]

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Do you get the state pension, Master Yoda?

On my planet the state retirement age 965 was. When the Empire took over 970 it became. Also Winter Nuclear Fuel cutbacks did they. A right Saga it was. So join the Rebel Alliance I have.
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She exaggerates not, my avatar is actual video footage, not a cartoon drawing.

An albino Jawa you are? Very rare that is and a strict vegetarian diet follow you must.

[Master Yoda]

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Greetings young padawans. Yoda's thought of wisdom for today:

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a giving a debt collector a good kicking, kid.

Joking I am. A good letter to them better is.

[ItWasn'tMe]

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Yoda, who am I? What am I? How am I?

[Master Yoda]

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Yoda, who am I? What am I? How am I?

Good question this is.

Warrants serious response it does.

We should encourage ourself to accomplish the real meaning of life through understanding and contemplating the following explanation.

Many people believe that material development is the real meaning of life but we can see that no matter how much material development there is it never reduces human suffering and problems. Read this site you will. Materialism often causes suffering and problems, therefore it is not the real meaning of life.

Attaining the inner light of wisdom that is permanently free from all mistaken appearance we must. Call this Enlightenment we do.

The attainment of enlightenment therefore the real meaning of your life is.

[Tools]

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I thought the meaning of life was "42"

[Master Yoda]

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ah yes, Hitch Hikers. But that was only because the souless computer didn't know the answer and randomly chose an answer, Master Tools! There is nothing random in the dharma.


You can strike me down Barclays, but I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

[Tools]

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Ahhhhhh but randomness is the meaning my friend of the future. You fail to have taken into account chaos theory and quantum mechanics.

[Master Yoda]

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The quantum universe, super-string theory and M-Theory 'discovered' in the Vedas they were 5,000 years ago.

Science only catching up with philosophy and religion it is.

Randomness is a state of mind Master Tools. Even in nature the balance most finely tuned is. Only you experience the world around you, others cannot. Clear our mind must be and focussed on the path to self-control, which random most certainly this is not. If uncontrolled we are, then uncertain and insecure our world shall be - with suffering its consequence.

Your website Master Tools gives many the courage they seek to regain control of their lives, yes. Good work you do and positive this is. Directed it is.


Careful you must be when sensing the future, Anakin. The fear of loss is a path to the dark side.

[Master Yoda]

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Quick, PM me the winning numbers in tonight's lottery draw, you will.

Good relations with the Bookiees, I have

[Master Yoda]

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Came across this quote today I have. Useful it is.

"I base my calculation on the expectation that luck will be against me."
-- Napolean Bonaparte, French emperor

[Amethyst]

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Very wise.

[Tools]

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Quotes of the day

We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld
There it was, hidden in alphabetical order.
- Rita Holt
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
- Steve Martin