bailiff issues

[CleverClogs]

Re: bailiff issues

The lady is 7 months pregnant and probably has a big lump; cannot the brain dead moron bailiff see this?

Perhaps he also has a big lump - of shyte, between his ears?

Or else he "thinks" it is a balloon.

[CleverClogs]

Re: bailiff issues

A midwife is a healthcare professional and can be relied upon to tell the difference between a pregnancy and a bad case of wind.

I've fixed your post for you. :grin:

[bluebottle]

Re: bailiff issues

I've fixed your post for you. :grin:

And the bailiff is what Penelope called her husband at the end of the clip you posted, Cloggy. :grin:

[gemma665]

Re: bailiff issues

The courts wont tell me anything. Apart from me getting a letter from my health care professional.

[bluebottle]

Re: bailiff issues

They should have suspended the warrant when you informed them the bailiff letter was the first you knew about the conviction or fine. I will post up the contact details for the Area Enforcement Team at Plymouth later.

[Sir Vere Brayne d'Emmidge]

Re: bailiff issues

I have spoken to the courts twice now and they told me I need a letter from the doctor which Im tryin to do but my doctor needs them to write a letter to them first explaining exactly what they want. ........ Were do I go from here?

Your doctor must be somewhat obtuse if he needs a letter from Court to tell him what he needs to do if you explained it to him.

[bizzybob]

Re: bailiff issues

Dr Muppet needs to send them a letter stating you are in the third trimester of pregnancy, ands therefore you and baby are at risk if muppet marstons carry on trying to extract money, when they could end up drowned in broken waters, if thery shock you unduly

[CleverClogs]

Re: bailiff issues

Might that result in the birth of a future bailiff?

I'd say that whatever sense that bailiff might once have had, was lost when it trickled down his mother's legs.

[bluebottle]

Re: bailiff issues

Okay. The contact details for the HMCTS South West Area Enforcement Team are as follows -

Email: De-BodminMCEnf@hmcts.gsi.gov.uk
Tel.: 01752 641470

In the subject box of your email browser put "For attn. of Senior Enforcement Manager or Service Delivery Manager".

At the head of the email put the following details -

Your Full Name
Your Current Address
Your Date of Birth
Court Reference

Explain the situation as concisely as possible, making particular reference to the following facts -

1. That the first you knew of any fine, conviction or proceedings was when Marstons turned up; and
2. The number of weeks you are into your pregnancy.

Very important, make sure you include contact telephone numbers.

Area Enforcement Teams are, on the whole, very helpful.

Action this asap, preferably, today.

Hope this helps.