Marston Bailiff Letter for court fine which i already paid

[mohmmad786]

Re: Marston Bailiff Letter for court fine which i already paid

First of all thankyou very much for ur help and support and i am sorry that i keep on bugging you guys but should i write a letter to marston or should i wait for the reply from the court which i sent them by email to see the outcome of what the court says?

[Guest]

Re: Marston Bailiff Letter for court fine which i already paid

Just wait for the court manager to be given the opportunity to resolve your complaint.

No need to contact the bailiffs. If the police follow up your complaint, the bailiff have enough to think about.

[CleverClogs]

Re: Marston Bailiff Letter for court fine which i already paid

If the police follow up your complaint, the bailiff have enough to think about.

Si ma tante avait des couilles, elle aurait appelé elle-même mon oncle!

[bluebottle]

Re: Marston Bailiff Letter for court fine which i already paid

Si ma tante avait des couilles, elle aurait appelé elle-même mon oncle!

My French is a bit rusty, CC. Can we have a translation, please?

[Guest]

Re: Marston Bailiff Letter for court fine which i already paid

Roughly: If my aunt has any balls she could be called your uncle (??)

[CleverClogs]

Re: Marston Bailiff Letter for court fine which i already paid

Not quite correct - "she would call herself my uncle".

I was commenting on the likelihood of 'the police' following up a complaint against a bailiff.

[mohmmad786]

Re: Marston Bailiff Letter for court fine which i already paid

Not quite correct - "she would call herself my uncle".

I was commenting on the likelihood of 'the police' following up a complaint against a bailiff.

I think he did the same as i did, went on google translate and copy and paste it there

[Guest]

Re: Marston Bailiff Letter for court fine which i already paid

إذا كان لعمتي الكرات، وكان قد دعت نفسها عمي!

Anyone hazzard a guess?

[CleverClogs]

Re: Marston Bailiff Letter for court fine which i already paid

للأسف، أفندي، الحوامات بلدي هو الكامل من الثعابين

[Guest]

Re: Marston Bailiff Letter for court fine which i already paid

er, roughly

sadly (?name of person?) my boat is carrying serpents (?)

What translator gave you that!!

[CleverClogs]

Re: Marston Bailiff Letter for court fine which i already paid

Google and it should be: "Alas, effendi, my hovercraft is full of eels."

[mohmmad786]

Re: Marston Bailiff Letter for court fine which i already paid

Now advice for everyone, next time bailiff comes to visit you, get the google translator out and speak to him in arabic or some other language and tell him to **** off

[Guest]

Re: Marston Bailiff Letter for court fine which i already paid

There is no precise Arabic equivalent for the F-word. If you said مهواة then thats akin to saying sex off! Its pronounced locally in Dubai as arry feek

[bluebottle]

Re: Marston Bailiff Letter for court fine which i already paid

Now advice for everyone, next time bailiff comes to visit you, get the google translator out and speak to him in arabic or some other language and tell him to **** off

If you're good at French, say to the bailiff, "Paissez mon cul" and hope he doesn't understand French, although, if he does, the look on the bailiff's face will be worth it.
Translation (rough): "Kiss my a**e".

[CleverClogs]

Re: Marston Bailiff Letter for court fine which i already paid

Or "Kish mir in tuchas" (kish meer en TUH-kiss) or "Leck mich am Arsch".