New Kid on the Block

[labman]

Re: New Kid on the Block

I'm pretty sure he'll be back to taunt us............................................. He is a bailiff after all

Give him his due - he's the only bailiff I know who makes two visits and doesn't charge anything at all. He must have been ill for their training minute.

[wales01man]

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Probably beating someones door down till he finds out its the wrong person at the wrong address

[MIKE770]

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shame

Not feeling Shame, just he has gone!

[CleverClogs]

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Probably beating someones door down till he finds out its the wrong person at the wrong address

Whereupon he'll levy their motor-car anyway! :tinysmile_hmm_t2:

[wales01man]

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Just found out hes at the hospital having a brain scan taking so long because makers of scanner have been called in because they think machine is faulty They cant find a brain?

[CleverClogs]

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Just found out hes at the hospital having a brain scan taking so long because makers of scanner have been called in because they think machine is faulty They cant find a brain?

That will be because they're scanning his head.

As some bailiffs express a gene also found in Diplodocus, they should look for the pseudo-cerebral ischial ganglion.

[Sir Vere Brayne d'Emmidge]

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Our friend seems to have left us.

No I have not left, just took me a lot of time to get back....not much time to spare when brow beating old ladies to get them to pay for warrants issued to their great grand nephew thrice removed ... grabbing by the neck the 6 year old kid that answers the door to tell me that his defaulting parents are not in .... climbing over 8' walls and poison the ugly Doberman that belongs to the neighbor because I am at the wrong address .... without thinking about the length of time that it takes me every morning to slip on my leather covered steel wellies needed when I put my foot in the door ... anyhow, I am back for you guys to give me more abuse hoping that after you emptied the poison out of your pen you can have a good night sleep!

[wales01man]

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Im sure if you get abused on here it wont be someone entering your property illegally threatning all sorts and refusing to accept you got the wrong person like some bailiffs do,
Hope your one who bids by the rules?

[leclerc]

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Ok, to be blunt, you came, were here briefly, went away and came back. Simple question: What do you want?

[MissFM]

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[CleverClogs]

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Simple question: What do you want?

His scrotum to be returned, as it was of great sentimental importance? :rofl:

[labman]

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No I have not left, just took me a lot of time to get back....not much time to spare when brow beating old ladies to get them to pay for warrants issued to their great grand nephew thrice removed ... grabbing by the neck the 6 year old kid that answers the door to tell me that his defaulting parents are not in .... climbing over 8' walls and poison the ugly Doberman that belongs to the neighbor because I am at the wrong address .... without thinking about the length of time that it takes me every morning to slip on my leather covered steel wellies needed when I put my foot in the door ... anyhow, I am back for you guys to give me more abuse hoping that after you emptied the poison out of your pen you can have a good night sleep!

The poisoned pens are always at the ready just in case. I was surprised to see your return, and while it might be interesting to have another bailiff on the forum, you'll be judged, as everyone, by your actions and responses.

What do you think of the new bits released last week governing your job (or to govern your job)?

[Sir Vere Brayne d'Emmidge]

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Ok, to be blunt, you came, were here briefly, went away and came back. Simple question: What do you want?

To be honest I do not know what I want, just curious about some of the experiences that some members of this forum have experienced at the hand of some of my colleagues.

Maybe offer a word of advice to those who feel have been victimized by bailiffs actions.

Also to try to understand why there is such a general resentment about debt collectors; I would like to believe that a decent person wold not agree with willful avoidance of debt and ask what would be the alternative measures they would adopt to recover money owed.

Let's say that I am on a fact finding quest.

[leclerc]

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To be honest I do not know what I want, just curious about some of the experiences that some members of this forum have experienced at the hand of some of my colleagues.

Maybe offer a word of advice to those who feel have been victimized by bailiffs actions.

Also to try to understand why there is such a general resentment about debt collectors; I would like to believe that a decent person wold not agree with willful avoidance of debt and ask what would be the alternative measures they would adopt to recover money owed.

Let's say that I am on a fact finding quest.

Most people hate debt collectors and history has taught us that they are not a well liked profession. However, in the recent past, consumer knowledge has been heightened and so the good and lawful debt collectors are lumped in with the worst debt collectors who fail to follow protocols and legality. I doubt anyone here suggests willful avoidance of debt. If a debt is statute barred then it is statute barred and therefore unenforceable in law. If firms had a reputation for a good dialogue with customers then that would help in the recovery of money and rather than charging and therefore increasing debt, merely charged interest on the sum which would be repayable.

[Inca]

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Bailiffs...........Evil conniving lying bullying vile thuggish thick brain dead lower than a rattle snakes belly pondlife.

Don't care who you are,,nothing on Gods Green Earth will ever ever convince me that being a 'certificated bully' is a job.