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  • Problems With My Dyson

    Dear Fellow Legal Beaglers,

    I'm writing this from the hospital in the hope some of you males may be spared my misfortune.


    Don't worry. The doctors said I'll be fine, but I have to warn you...........










































    the Dyson ball cleaner has a very misleading name!

    Yours,

    Labman
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    I knew of a bloke who shoved his todger down a hoover hose,,he wasn't known as DysonDick for nothing msl:

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    • #3
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      LOL. You oughtta try summat a little gentler mate. Not quite as gentle as Fairy Liquid, Mummy - but it sure leaves 'em squeaky clean !!!

      - and it's much safer than 'Dyson with Death - or debagging.'

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        Originally posted by Bill-K View Post
        LOL. You oughtta try summat a little gentler. Not quite as gentle as Fairy Liquid, Mummy - but it leaves 'em squeaky clean !!!

        and you know this HOW Mr Bill?? Trial and Error? msl:

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        • #5
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          Because I can thoroughly recommend it.

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          • #6
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            Sex with cars?

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            • #7
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              Originally posted by labman View Post
              the Dyson ball cleaner has a very misleading name!
              I have been given to understand that it really sucks.

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              • #8
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                other relevant warning
                Attached Files
                “Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain.” Joseph Campbell

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                • #9
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                  That's it, your all trying to kill the Puff!!!

                  http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphoto...17811564_o.jpg
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                  Past The Rainbow, North of the North Star

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                    How very nice of you to post up one of your private photo's CC msl:

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                    • #11
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                      Originally posted by Sapphire View Post
                      How very nice of you to post up one of your private photo's CC msl:
                      Oi! Behave!

                      That's not me...

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                      • #12
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                        We only have YOUR word for that CC!!
                        When i worked in A and E had a chap come it with a cucumber stuck in a certain hole though!
                        Never give up, Never surrender.

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                          Originally posted by dogtired View Post
                          When i worked in A and E had a chap come it with a cucumber stuck in a certain hole though!
                          Had it grown there?

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                            Originally posted by Sapphire View Post
                            How very nice of you to post up one of your private photo's CC msl:
                            I'm not a mechanic, but looking at the siuation, I would suspect his big end has gone, and it certainly looks to me as if the nipples need lubricating.

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                            • #15
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                              concrete in rectum

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