Problems With My Dyson

Dear Fellow Legal Beaglers,

I'm writing this from the hospital in the hope some of you males may be spared my misfortune.


Don't worry. The doctors said I'll be fine, but I have to warn you...........










































the Dyson ball cleaner has a very misleading name!

Yours,

Labman

[Inca]

Re: Problems With My Dyson

I knew of a bloke who shoved his todger down a hoover hose,,he wasn't known as DysonDick for nothing msl:

[Bill-K]

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LOL. You oughtta try summat a little gentler mate. Not quite as gentle as Fairy Liquid, Mummy - but it sure leaves 'em squeaky clean !!!

- and it's much safer than 'Dyson with Death - or debagging.'

[Inca]

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LOL. You oughtta try summat a little gentler. Not quite as gentle as Fairy Liquid, Mummy - but it leaves 'em squeaky clean !!!

and you know this HOW Mr Bill?? Trial and Error? msl:

[Bill-K]

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Because I can thoroughly recommend it.

[CleverClogs]

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Sex with cars?

[CleverClogs]

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the Dyson ball cleaner has a very misleading name!

I have been given to understand that it really sucks.

[MissFM]

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other relevant warning

[Hurricane Puffrose]

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That's it, your all trying to kill the Puff!!!

http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphoto...17811564_o.jpg

[Sapphire]

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How very nice of you to post up one of your private photo's CC msl:

[CleverClogs]

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How very nice of you to post up one of your private photo's CC msl:

Oi! Behave!

That's not me...

[dogtired]

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We only have YOUR word for that CC!!
When i worked in A and E had a chap come it with a cucumber stuck in a certain hole though!

[CleverClogs]

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When i worked in A and E had a chap come it with a cucumber stuck in a certain hole though!

Had it grown there?

[labman]

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How very nice of you to post up one of your private photo's CC msl:

I'm not a mechanic, but looking at the siuation, I would suspect his big end has gone, and it certainly looks to me as if the nipples need lubricating.

[CleverClogs]

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concrete in rectum