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Re: LB Dating - Just an idea
If you are contemplating blind dating then take a look at my thread on the Stags Pants.
If you are contemplating blind dating then take a look at my thread on the Stags Pants.
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An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good'!
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Re: LB Dating - Just an idea
"Heaven"
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Notice he has his hand in her ‘popcorn’. Now there’s a euphemism!!!!!!
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good'!
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Now Teaboy, this is the way you need to describe yourself to get a partner:
Attractive, intelligent man. GSOH. Non-snorer. Hates football, snooker and F1. Exceptional hearing especially at night. Loves Ironing, removing spiders and shifting compost. Can do press-ups and never does that sausage roll thing with the quilt.
I guarantee you will get swamped with replies.
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good'!
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I'm probably old enough to be Teaboy's great-grandmaOriginally posted by PAWS View PostNow Teaboy, this is the way you need to describe yourself to get a partner:
Attractive, intelligent man. GSOH. Non-snorer. Hates football, snooker and F1. Exceptional hearing especially at night. Loves Ironing, removing spiders and shifting compost. Can do press-ups and never does that sausage roll thing with the quilt.
I guarantee you will get swamped with replies.
but I need someone to deal with spiders, that's for sure! I can't stand them, dead or alive! 
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i posted a link the other week that show the way forward.
http://www.personasynthetics.com/
they cook, clean, and most importantly, posses an off switch
I would imagine the charging socket is interesting, :tung:crazy council ( as in local council,NELC ) as a member of the public, i don't get mad, i get evenComment
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Ill be watching that i think CC - Shame we not really that close yet lolPlease note that this advice is given informally, without liability and without prejudice. Always seek the advice of an insured qualified professional. All my legal and nonlegal knowledge comes from either here (LB),my own personal research and experience and/or as the result of necessity as an Employer and Businessman.
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I'll send OH round FP, she has half a dozen tarantulas!Originally posted by FlamingParrot View PostI'm probably old enough to be Teaboy's great-grandma but I need someone to deal with spiders, that's for sure! I can't stand them, dead or alive!
I won't post up picture out of respect for your sensitivities!
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Originally posted by stevemLS View Post
Few people believe me when I tell them that Homosexual acts were illegal in Ireland until 1993. David Norris, a senator, expert on James Joyce and all round hero of mine had to take the fight to our old friend, the European court of human rights but it still took five years before the new laws were passed. To be fair I never did hear about anyone being arrested for performing a Homosexual act when I lived there but then it would be a brave Garda who would arrest a priest!!!!!
msl:
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good'!
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getting there, add this togetherOriginally posted by teaboy2 View Post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bht96voReEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_migLQ802Go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neS5OzDzZKg
and a dyson !!!!!!! lol. ( even i think the mouths creepy...)crazy council ( as in local council,NELC ) as a member of the public, i don't get mad, i get evenComment
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A dyson! No wonder A & E is packed. The first one makes a lot of noise; I thought you chaps wanted us to shut up?? Actually the sound it makes is probably what we sound like to you when your brain filters out all the sensible stuff we are saying!
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good'!
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OMG i swear that wasnt me - Plus i doubt id get this much time on computer if i was in jail - Though the governor is my bestie (@Amethyst ) lolOriginally posted by Amethyst View PostLast edited by teaboy2; 30th May 2015, 22:26:PM.Please note that this advice is given informally, without liability and without prejudice. Always seek the advice of an insured qualified professional. All my legal and nonlegal knowledge comes from either here (LB),my own personal research and experience and/or as the result of necessity as an Employer and Businessman.
By using my advice in any form, you agreed to waive all rights to hold myself or any persons representing myself of any liability.
If you PM me, make sure to include a link to your thread as I don't give out advice in private. All PMs that are sent in missuse (including but not limited to phishing, spam) of the PM application and/or PMs that are threatening or abusive will be reported to the Site Team and if necessary to the police and/or relevant Authority.
I AM SO GOING TO GET BANNED BY CEL FOR POSTING terrible humour POSTS.
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ha-ha that’s what we hear when we dont want to listen to our partners.Originally posted by PAWS View Post
heres my getting ready for dating weekend routine ( it makes me think of Nicola sturgeon for some reason )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc4HWiH_pzwcrazy council ( as in local council,NELC ) as a member of the public, i don't get mad, i get evenComment
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How did you miss this one?
ewwwwwwwww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EeaIb9J2IE"Family means that no one gets forgotten or left behind"
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