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There are always two points of view ......
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A smile in the making.... stolen from my brother
Three kids are arguing about their dads.
Kid 1 says "My dad is the fastest dad in the world!"
Kids 2 and 3 noisily disagree!
Kid one says "My dad is so fast Usain Bolt couldn't catch him!"
Kid two says "My dad is so fast a jet plane couldn't catch him!"
Kid three says "You two are beginners! My dad works for the Council. He doesn't finish work till half past 6 but he's home at half past 3!!!"PLEASE NOTE: I work irregular hours including nights and sleep in shifts. If I have not responded in 48 hours, please ask an admin to Messenger me!
"If you ever feel alone, remember, I am just the other side of the rainbow, or just south of the North Star. Whichever is closer." - A.J Murphy. 17/3/1974 - 16/03/1997 (RIP babe <3)Comment
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It may not be friday, but this made me laugh, think, worry then laugh again..
m-w-ww.grimsbytelegraph.co.uk/whats-on/shopping/poundland-offering-cheap-thrills-sex-542290
the personification of a cheap thrill.Poundland's £1 bullet vibrator, released in October 2016, was an instant best-seller, giving shoppers what the store says was a 90 per cent saving compared with the high street and online stores
Now the range will include a finger fun stimulator, vibrating love ring, joy ring, sexual vitality supplements, supplement for men and pure lube – most of which are now on the shelves of the bargain chain’s stores in Freshney Place and Osborne Street, in Grimsby.
I have a few friends that memme each other with the daily news, i have chocked on some of them this moring, none of them are even close to repeatable, i have had to clean my keyboard twice already from laughting while drinking tea.crazy council ( as in local council,NELC ) as a member of the public, i don't get mad, i get evenComment
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I bet their CEO had an orgasm when he discovered he could get free labour courtesy of the government. Perhaps he can take one of these products and go …. Himself!
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good'!
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http://www.independent.co.uk/life-st...-a7970186.htmlOriginally posted by Crazy council View Post
£23 ??? I could buy 20+ balls of wool for that lolWith the average sex toy spend over £23, the budget store hopes it will make shopping for products to spice up your sex life more accessible.
What’s more, it’s also hoped that women will be less self-conscious about buying the toys - it’s been revealed that 68 per cent of British women feel embarrassed when stepping into a high street sex shop like Ann Summers or Simply Pleasures.Debt is like any other trap, easy enough to get into, but hard enough to get out of.
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Balls of wool v vibrator. Now there’s a question!
I often say that if Ann Summers could invent something for killing spiders then she would be a one stop shop and what’s more, it would halve my ironing, cooking and cleaning work! Even better if Poundland did a little ‘pack’. Could have some money left over for Gin.
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good'!
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I bought my neice one of these when she went to Uni.
She loves it and Boris doesn't get harmed either!
http://www.qwerkity.com/spider-catch...xocwzuqavd_bwe
Agreed you could buy 10 vibrators with the money but hey.. this is ending spideycide it's worth it!!PLEASE NOTE: I work irregular hours including nights and sleep in shifts. If I have not responded in 48 hours, please ask an admin to Messenger me!
"If you ever feel alone, remember, I am just the other side of the rainbow, or just south of the North Star. Whichever is closer." - A.J Murphy. 17/3/1974 - 16/03/1997 (RIP babe <3)Comment
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[QUOTE]JESUS CHRIST! That picture had me dancing around doing my ‘patting’ therapy! I could never get that close. Look at the bl***y legs sticking out of the brush. Then what do you do with the brush? I would have to have about 100 brush things, tied to the end of barge poles.Originally posted by slainte caragh View Post
In this house when I ask hubby to ‘take out’ spiders I mean it in the ‘Mafia Style’
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good'!
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They dont bother me. rodents and birds you can keep mind!PLEASE NOTE: I work irregular hours including nights and sleep in shifts. If I have not responded in 48 hours, please ask an admin to Messenger me!
"If you ever feel alone, remember, I am just the other side of the rainbow, or just south of the North Star. Whichever is closer." - A.J Murphy. 17/3/1974 - 16/03/1997 (RIP babe <3)Comment
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What a lot of wimps!!
I've had to live with birds (various) Hamsters (syrian.. 52 at one time as oh bred them & russian) Rats (fancy) Guinea pigs, rabbits, cats (bred cornish rexes) and dogs (salukis.. 14 at one time!) and currently 4 tarantulas (was 5 last week but one died whilst shedding)
Get used to anything when you have a family like mine (but the Bushmills does help)Comment
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An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good'!
~ AnonymousComment
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I am phobic of rodents, to the whole complete panic attack and wildly waving woman routine, and birds where I hyperventilate and near enough have a heart attack. My daughter's bestie has a rat and I won't even go in the house! My neice has a hamster and I won't go in her room! Petrified of them!Originally posted by des8 View Post
Love kitties of all shapes and tooth sizes (ideal pet= panther) love dogs- bit nervous of GSDs cos I was mauled as a kid but I'm getting there guineas and rabbits yup im there and RIP to Terry the tarantula. I find them facsinating.. Oh and I love lizards and snakes too!PLEASE NOTE: I work irregular hours including nights and sleep in shifts. If I have not responded in 48 hours, please ask an admin to Messenger me!
"If you ever feel alone, remember, I am just the other side of the rainbow, or just south of the North Star. Whichever is closer." - A.J Murphy. 17/3/1974 - 16/03/1997 (RIP babe <3)Comment
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Have you been asked to walk 500 miles ????
was you advised to walk 500 more ???
You could be in line for compensation,
call the Pro Claimers nowcrazy council ( as in local council,NELC ) as a member of the public, i don't get mad, i get evenComment
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We have farm land just across the road 100mtrs Harvest has not long finished so we get every variety of rodent resident in the UK in the hedges and gardens most this year 15 in one day.
They may be fast but no match for our springer spaniel!!
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