another for the girls lol

[enaid]

.
>
> A Short Love Story
>
> A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to
> other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
> Trans-continental train.
>
> Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
> both very tired and fell asleep quickly..... He in the upper bunk and
> she in the lower.
>
> At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,
> 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into
> the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
>
> 'I have a better idea,' she replied . 'Just for tonight, let's pretend
> that we're married.'
>
> 'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
>
> 'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own f%#*ing blanket.'
>
> After a moment of silence, he farted.
>
> The End

[Xena]

Re: another for the girls lol

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Paule]

Re: another for the girls lol

Man's Guide To Hormones

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!


DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.


DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.


DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.


DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.


DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFE! : I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.


Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning! And remember: Money talks... but chocolate sings.


Another thing to giggle about... My significant other, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds.


Here have some chocolate.

[Amethyst]

Re: another for the girls lol

WOMEN ARE LIKE...

...the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.


...Cling Wrap
Useful but clingy.


...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.


...parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.


...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.


...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.


...refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.


...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.


...country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.