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Two Yorkshire man, businessmen in Leeds were sitting down
for a break in their soon-to-be new shop.
As yet, the shop wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some thick tourist is
going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're
selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a
curious Cockney walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad
Cockney accent asked "What you sellin' govna?"
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ar*e-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the Cockney said,
"Your doing well ... Only two left!"
for a break in their soon-to-be new shop.
As yet, the shop wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some thick tourist is
going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're
selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a
curious Cockney walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad
Cockney accent asked "What you sellin' govna?"
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ar*e-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the Cockney said,
"Your doing well ... Only two left!"
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