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Things you can only say at christmas!

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  • Things you can only say at christmas!

    1. I prefer breasts to legs.
    2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
    3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
    4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
    5. I've never seen a better spread!
    6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
    7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
    8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
    9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
    10. Don't play with your meat.
    11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
    12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
    13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
    14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
    15. How long will it take after you put it in?
    16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
    17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
    18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
    19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
    20. I've just pulled a cracker.

    Best wishes,
    Hod..Liam...
    Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back.

  • #2
    Re: Things you can only say at christmas!

    thats brilliant !

    :laugh:
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    • #3
      Re: Things you can only say at christmas!

      You're only meant to say those things at Christmas??? oh.......... lol

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      • #4
        Re: Things you can only say at christmas!

        hmmm 18 eh Peeej :kiss:
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        • #5
          Re: Things you can only say at christmas!

          Originally posted by Amethyst View Post
          hmmm 18 eh Peeej :kiss:
          Yeah, well, ya know...needs must and all that msl:

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          • #6
            Re: Things you can only say at christmas!

            Love it Liam, very funny

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            • #7
              Re: Things you can only say at christmas!

              hehe nice one, very funny

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              • #8
                Re: Things you can only say at christmas!

                ` If I try and fit one more piece of beef inside me I will split wide open`

                `Santa came and filled your stockings`

                `Your baubles haven`t been out since last year , I think they may need buffing up a little`
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                • #9
                  Re: Things you can only say at christmas!

                  Your baubles are well buffed though eh tools
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                  • #10
                    Re: Things you can only say at christmas!

                    Oh I say pmsl :snowlol:

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                    • #11
                      Re: Things you can only say at christmas!

                      Who wants stuffing?

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                      • #12
                        Re: Things you can only say at christmas!

                        Originally posted by Solowka View Post
                        Who wants stuffing?

                        damn...... you sure that's a once a year deal? :snowlol:

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                        • #13
                          Re: Things you can only say at christmas!

                          This old cock is a bit tough.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Things you can only say at christmas!

                            Originally posted by enaid View Post
                            This old cock is a bit tough.
                            ooooo errrrrr Nelly trust you!

                            Chew harder woman!

                            :ho:
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