Horsemeat Jokes thread.....best and worst.....and don't REIN it in!!

[Hurricane Puffrose]

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New advertising slogan for crispy pancakes,
where you find 100% beef, you wont FINDUS!!!

[Kafka]

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[Guest]

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What do you call a burnt Tesco burger? Black Beauty. ainkiller:

[bluebottle]

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Knowing them, they probably are! Lol!

[Hurricane Puffrose]

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customers are unhappy about the horsemeat in Dalepak burgers..
they were unaware that the dale in question was CLYDESDALE!

[Hurricane Puffrose]

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All this puts a damper on a SADDLE of venison for dinner eh???

[bluebottle]

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Do you think the horsemeat scandal will stirrup any bad feelings? Can the government rein it in?

[ploddertom]

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At least we now know what Birds Eye stands for.

[Inca]

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Tabatha and Quentin get married..........they go to the Savoy for their wedding night......
Night Porter says Good Evening.........Bridal? (as in suite)
Tabatha snorts....'Good Grief No.....I'll hang on to his ears till I get used to it''

[lexis200]

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A cow walks into a bar, barman says 'why the long face'? Cow says 'I've just lost my job at the burger factory. All these bl**dy illegal ingredients, coming over here, stealing our jobs'.

[Guest]

Re: Horsemeat Jokes thread.....best and worst.....and don't REIN it in!!

A cow walks into a bar, barman says 'why the long face'? Cow says 'I've just lost my job at the burger factory. All these bl**dy illegal ingredients, coming over here, stealing our jobs'.

HA HA!!