Horsemeat Jokes thread.....best and worst.....and don't REIN it in!!

[leclerc]

I'll start you off but keep em going


A Tesco burger walks into a bar. "Pint please"
"I can't hear you" says the barman.
"Sorry" replies the burger. "I'm a little bit horse".

[Hurricane Puffrose]

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Tesco burgers, no added salt, colouring or Shergar!!

[ploddertom]

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Did you know that Fishcakes have been included. They found traces of Seahorse in them.

[ploddertom]

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Fish fingers are to be pulled from sale shortly as it has now been discovered the fish don't have hands.

[ploddertom]

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When asked in Tesco what he wanted on his burger the customer replies £50 @ 10 - 1.

[Hurricane Puffrose]

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I been eating horse meat for years, has it hurt me??

Neiiiiigh!!!!

[leclerc]

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A brilliant spoof, lol!!!

[bluebottle]

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That particular clip has had many spoofs attached to it, all of them hilarious. I usually end up helpless with laughter watching them on YouTube.

[IanM]

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I used to work for Tesco but i didn't last furlong!

[evilhamster]

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just got back from burgerking

[labman]

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B&Q are in trouble as horse meat has been found in their flooring!!! Should have been laminate.

[gravytrain]

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Horse walks into a bar, the barman says OK mate, why the long face ?

[Angry Cat]

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Actually, it is no joke!
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/andr...?utm_hp_ref=uk

[Kafka]

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http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/h...-2013021359586

[enquirer]

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You want jokes? Sharp, but not for the fainthearted ...

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