Horsemeat Jokes thread.....best and worst.....and don't REIN it in!!

[leclerc]

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It is the second question that is quite funny

[ploddertom]

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Brings a whole new meaning to My Lidl Pony

[gravytrain]

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A woman has been taken to the hospital after eating a Tesco burger her condition is stable

[Angry Cat]

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-21464052

[gravytrain]

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I bought an ‘award-winning’ Tesco burger. I didn't realise they meant it had won the Cheltenham Gold Cup

[bluebottle]

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Went into Morrisons today and asked the butcher if the meat on display was horsemeat. "Neigh," replied the butcher. I did, however, notice that he sounded rather horse.

[leclerc]

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-21464052

See above


Keep up the links cos I have plenty of puns left for you at the moment and am always thinking or more(you posts are giving me the trots though )

[MissFM]

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Horse goes into a bar and orders a sandwich and a pint. Barman says "sorry, sir, we don't serve food here"

[Inca]

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Roses are red
Apples are fruity
Watch your lasagne
It might be Black Beauty.

[QCKate]

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Ive just heard that our local Chinese takeaway is now selling quarter pandas with cheese!


QCK

[bluebottle]

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Ive just heard that our local Chinese takeaway is now selling quarter pandas with cheese!


QCK

You've heard of "Chicken Tonight" and now the Chinese have come up with "Panda Tonight".

[Eloise01]

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My friend asked what I did for Valentines Day. I told her I had a hot date with an Italian stud. Sounded better than telling her I stayed in with a Findus lasagne for one.

[Hurricane Puffrose]

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ive eaten findus food for years and there is nothing the matter with MWHEEEHEEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCkSJhCD6SA

[Hurricane Puffrose]

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hate to be the bearer of bad news in the horse meat debacle even you can't escape apparently some supermarket veggie burgers found to be 100% uniquorn !!!

[Guest]

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Despite the recent scandal, Tesco insist they use only meat of the highest quality. A spokesman said: ‘Our meat has to clear several hurdles before it goes on sale.’ :breakfast::flypig::hungry: