Saturday night was NOT allright.....................

[Sapphire]

Re: Saturday night was NOT allright.....................

msl: you shouldn't make me laugh like that this time of morning, I now have to drive to Cornwall and will be chuckling all the way there. Oh and I don't live very far from Southend either, we take the dog for a walk down the seafront most weekends.

[Inca]

Re: Saturday night was NOT allright.....................

you have a safe journey,,ya hear me ?? Xxxxxxxxxxx

[Hurricane Puffrose]

Re: Saturday night was NOT allright.....................

me and my friends (the Ex, his 3 best mates and their o/hs went from Bath to devon and half way there we saw the lead car pulling over and 3 irish jigging women were allowed out.
We were all dying fr a pee so went round behind this haystack (God forbid that the men we slept with saw us pee) and we heard the boys nattering and suddenly The Ex said, Baaaaaaaaaaaaabe, turn about for a second!
When we turned, we realised we were in full veiw o the A34! and all the passing traffic was waving at these 4 silly cows relieving themselves!
All Kelly said was I GOT ME TWEETY PIE KNICKERS ON!!!


this isn't funny but its HILLARIOUS!

The man I class as my brother is an Aussie and his family all live in Tasmania, so him and now hubby (then boyfriend) go off to Tas for the family reunion.
They get there (remember it is 20 years since M has seen any of his family, and 2 of his family members think that Boyfriend (A) is a girlfriend!) and the sisters announce they are going clubbing, taking M and A with them.
Halfway though the night sister S comes up and says "Have either of you come up for air enough to see V?" (other sister) and they shrug.
A suggests, in his very polite Canadian way that "She may be in the ladies room."
Off bustles S, there is no way to describe how S walks except bustles, and comes back with a door lock in her hand and says "I think V is locked in the lavvy!"

M is a martial arts master, he does martial arts I thought were meals! and has more black belts than Simon Cowell has high waited trousers. With the permission of the club owner, he goes in to the loo, sees the door with no handle and a pair of feet in the cubicle, and kicks the door off the hinges!
There, sitting on the loo was a woman who was decidedly not V, and was very shocked to see 2 men well over 6 foot tall in the ladies!
In walks both the caretaker, who replaced the handle on the door 2 cubicles down, and V with a dogend in her mouth and yelling "Cant leave you buggers alone for 5 mins without you causing havoc!!"
She ha been outside having a cig!

[Inca]

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Thats a coincidence Puff,,t'was the A34 Jack had the accident on
Nothing is better than a funny memory,,specially when it's about someone else lol