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second time lucky!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMY HUN!!!!!!

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  • #16
    Re: second time lucky!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMY HUN!!!!!!

    Happy 40th Birthday
    My Little Nest Of Vipers

    Right here goes , I meant to do this in the early hours of this morning but the one who`s name is spelled correctly WITH AN `E` decided she wanted to wake up and play with Peppa Pig `til 4.30 in the morning :shovel:.

    I`ve known Amy in her many guises for almost 18 months now (jesus I must be tolerant or a sucker for punishment) and I`ve decided to list some words/names/phrases that may ring a few bells (alarm bells probably) to Amy, in no particular order and don`t you dare correct my grammar woman.

    So here goes , see if you can add to the list Amy cos I`m sure I will have forgotten loads...............

    Spaso,pikey,trout,adridude,goliath,lordi123,elllll liot,basket,spaschariot,rickets,DEPOSIT,calling out someones name in their sleep,cucmbers,tissues(usually sticky ones),mascara,photocopier toner,rugby club,here comes **** off,love ya to bits,:kiss:,tena lady,I can`t ****ing see,I`m ****ed can you tell?,im gonna puke,hold my hair for me,noooooooooooo,bucket,I need a slash,colostomy bag,panda pop,just jack,My name is Earl,Randy,greenback,brownfinger,********,umberell a ella ella ella under my umberella ella ella,Amy moment,I always know when you`re not right,midget,tiger,biffa,witch,horses lipstick,3 strikes,think before you speak,fingers on lips,wet hands,bollocks,wine wine and more wine,JD time,rock paper hammer,Henry the hoover,gay as a window,shark bait,attracts enemy radar,butch cassidy and the sundance kid,pink hotpants,tea towel,mop and bucket,puddles,if he thinks I`m decorating the office he can **** off,bossman,Max Headroom,pirates,Captain Pugwash,22 stone,honestknob,jamescrap,dogcollar,tingtong and all those easter eggs,spam,chickens eyebrows and bollocks,laptop(still owe me for that woman),bloody msn and the flashing orange boxes,cant drive it,reversing into a bollard,nappies,NO,NO,NO,crying,Peter Kay,12 mile exclusion zone,dimlow................struggling now but i know theres hundreds more.

    Will all probably sound like drivel to everyone but I`m sure Amy will remember 99% of those `Amy Moments`and I know for a fact will have a lot more......but dare she say??

    Love you to bits Amy , you`ve been a great friend and sparring partner to me,now stop bloody crying u big 22 stone girl.

    One last one............MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMON

    Have a great night and enjoy your party with jelly icecream and trampolines on Saturday.Looks like there`s gonna be another earthquake in Kent this weekend




    Last edited by Tools; 11th October 2007, 18:34:PM.
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    • #17
      Re: second time lucky!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMY HUN!!!!!!

      HAPPY BIRTHDAY PETAL xxx I LOVE YOU xxx



      tools told me to

      Birthday cake from meeeee, I iced it special
      Last edited by Amethyst; 11th October 2007, 18:47:PM.
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      • #18
        Re: second time lucky!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMY HUN!!!!!!

        where the sodding hell are you???

        get your big, fat, tranny body on here now!!!

        love ya

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        • #19
          Re: second time lucky!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMY HUN!!!!!!

          Happy birfdy, yaaaaaaaaaaaarrp.
          Nat West 1 £9k settled AQ stage.
          Nat West 2 £126 settled LBA
          HSBC practice run £1330.00 settled on the Court doorstep....almost.

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          • #20
            Re: second time lucky!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMY HUN!!!!!!

            Thank you all very much - I can even remember what happened yesterday, can't guarantee that it'll be the same for Saturday though. I have to clear the trampoline of champagne corks first (or sparkling Chardonnay - before I get told off)!

            Anyway, Jules you spacka this is only the second guise I've had and you know where this name came from.

            How could you forget these ones though?

            Burnt fish fingers, THAT interview, what? what? Say that again, I can’t understand you ffs. Ringing me up, shouting MAAAAAAAATT DAAAAAAAMON down the phone at me and then giggling like a big girl.

            Disco Friends, the wax incident (how could you forget that?), something in my hair, arse hurts, you made me spit, choking.

            Its Michelle! Owt moist, tricks with Mars Bars, glowing finger, wilting flower, Xmas pud.

            Just remembered another one - I won't open them - as in links, before you ask sicko

            Worst of all, you forget the number one ‘I wouldn’t suck ....’ but that really was a typo!!
            Last edited by Amy; 12th October 2007, 15:57:PM.

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