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For those going to the Wakey meet!

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  • For those going to the Wakey meet!

    Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...

    a) Innovative
    b) Preliminary
    c) Proliferation
    d) Cinnamon


    Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...

    a) Specificity
    b) British Constitution
    c) Passive-aggressive disorder
    d) Transubstantiate


    Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...

    a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
    b) Nope, no more booze for me.
    c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    d) No kebab for me, thank you.
    e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
    f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
    g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
    h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
    i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
    j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
    k) I am a loyal supporter of the Consumer Action Group



    Thought this was appropriate for your next meet, have fun:roll:
    Last edited by Kafka; 14th September 2007, 16:01:PM. Reason: No mention of OTR
    Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back.

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    Re: For those going to the Wakey meet!

    The fact that you can talk at all means that you simply haven't drunk enough:roll:

    Now try saying that when you've had a few to many and have ended up face first in a bush!!!!!
    muggins73:crazy:

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    • #3
      Re: For those going to the Wakey meet!

      We are way above bushes - trees is more our style (don't ask)

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      • #4
        Re: For those going to the Wakey meet!

        Originally posted by iancognito View Post
        We are way above bushes - trees is more our style (don't ask)
        Especially Bill k 'The tree dweller'


        Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back.

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        • #5
          Re: For those going to the Wakey meet!

          ooooooo wheres the trees ?
          #staysafestayhome

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          • #6
            Re: For those going to the Wakey meet!

            Ame please dont climb the tree again...

            im looking forward to my kebab - Morg is going isnt he....

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            For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
            And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.

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