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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine…

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  • To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine…

    As Ben Franklin said:
    In wine there is wisdom,
    In beer there is freedom,
    In water there is bacteria.

    In a number of carefully controlled trials,

    Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink

    1 liter of water each day,

    At the end of the year we would have absorbed

    More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria

    Found in feces.

    In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..

    However,
    We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer

    (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)

    Because alcohol has to go through a purification process

    Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

    Remember:
    Water = Poop,
    Wine = Health.

    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
    Than to drink water and be full of ****


    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

    I'm doing it as a public service!

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    Re: To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine…

    In Jack Daniels theres a bumbling old romantic fool ! I have it on good authority
    #staysafestayhome

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