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Keeping Women Happy

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  • Keeping Women Happy

    It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

    A man only needs to be:


    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a master
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9.. a carpenter
    10. a plumber
    11. a mechanic
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a sexologist
    15. a gynecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17.. a pest exterminator
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organizer
    22. a good father
    23. very clean
    24. sympathetic
    25. athletic
    26. warm
    27. attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender
    33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant
    36. prudent
    37. ambitious
    38.. capable
    39. courageous
    40. determined
    41. true
    42. dependable
    43. passionate
    44. compassionate


    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:


    45.. give her compliments regularly
    46. love shopping
    47. be honest
    48. be very rich
    49. not stress her out
    50. not look at other girls


    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


    51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    53.. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes



    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:


    54. Never to forget:
    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * arrangements she makes





    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY


    1.Show up naked
    Tags: naked, youtube

  • #2
    Re: Keeping Women Happy

    Naked thing does fine for me


    :HOXmasFelf007:
    #staysafestayhome

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    • #3
      Re: Keeping Women Happy

      I assumed dead was the answer

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      • #4
        Re: Keeping Women Happy

        Now the reason women are not happy -

        score your men out of the 54

        How many will get in to double figures?
        "What makes the desert beautiful is that somewhere it hides a well." - Antione de Saint Exupery

        "Always reach for the moon, if you miss you'll end up among the stars"


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        • #5
          Re: Keeping Women Happy

          35 out of 54 guess Im exceptionally lucky, although there was a few of pain in the ass frogs before this one!
          Luminol x

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          • #6
            Re: Keeping Women Happy

            48 ... AND shows up naked :HOXmasFelf007:
            #staysafestayhome

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            • #7
              Re: Keeping Women Happy

              One tries:-

              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfiCwdO4Lks
              CAVEAT LECTOR

              This is only my opinion - "Opinions are made to be changed --or how is truth to be got at?" (Byron)

              You and I do not see things as they are. We see things as we are.
              Cohen, Herb


              There is danger when a man throws his tongue into high gear before he
              gets his brain a-going.
              Phelps, C. C.


              "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance!"
              The last words of John Sedgwick

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