Alphabet Story About Bank Charges

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Abigail looked Abjectedly at her Account details. The charges were Abhorant, she could not Afford them Any more. She heard Aid was Available to Aquire them back

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Banks were Basically making Billions By Bending the rules, she Bemoaned, Bitterly.
Abigail found the Beagles, the Best help By far with Beautifully Balanced letters in Black and white. Abigail Bombarded the Banks, Begging for her Benefits Back. With the Backing of the Beagles she Began to Believe.

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Charlie Counted his Charges and Calculated the Costs Concerned with Clearing a Cheque Credited against his Cash.
Consequently Charlie Confirmed his Cash was lining the Coffers of Credit Card Companies.
Clearly Confused he Contacted Cutomer Services who Couldnt Care less and Cut him Off.
Cnts he Called them as he Chopped and Cut his Credit Cards up

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Drowning in Debt, they Decided to Download Documents without a Dally, Daring to Declare, as the banks had no Defence, maybe they would Defer.
But the banks stood in Dreadful Defiance - the Deficits were theirs, they had their own Decree, Defined in their Dissertation. They were sorry to Dis-satisfy, but would not Divulge theDressings on the charges .

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Even Elderly Ethal her grandmother Ernestly Encouraged Abigail and Eager Charlie to Enter into the Economic battle to win their Ebbing Earnings back.
With little Effort they Eagerly Educated themselves Engrossed on the next stage, Encountering Eminent Empathy online from Enlightened Beagles Enhanced their Enthusiasm.
Entering in LBA's Efficiently hoping to Emasculate the banks.

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Fourteen Days Flew by, Frequently checking the post For return of Funds.
Then Abigail Found Fallen on the Floor another refusal.
"charges Fair etc"
Back to the Fellowship of beagles For their Fervent help to claim back Fixed charges.
The Forums tell the Frustrated pair they must pay a Fixed Fee to the court, although Charlie Finds he can Fill out an exemption Form.

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Grateful Charlie felt Gleeful to read he was exempt, while Glum Abigail Gazed at the Goodwill offer letter the Gallant postie Gave her at the Gate.
The offer of a Grand made her Gasp, the Gall of the bank Goons! She threw it in the Gutter, her claim was for double that.
Back to the Beagle Guru's their number's Grown. "Keep Going" the Group, encouraged, Giving her the Guts to Go on.
Charlie Glanced at the Girls thread, the Guys Gave him hope, the thread was Great!
Gruelling as it was, Guzzling Gin Gave her the Giggles.

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"Help" Charlie Hopefully called. His Habit to be Hopeless!
His mind put at rest Half an Hour later, by Helpful Hints online.
"Hallelejah!!" It Had been Hard going, but He now was High from Heart felt Help.
Abigail found it Heavy going, Her Heart Heaving she was Het up.
She would be Hard up from court fee's and Hesitated. But Had to pay, she could not Halt now unless the Halfwits Handed Her Her cash!
The Hearty Harmonious Beagles always on Hand, to Have a High time with.

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"Claim the Interest" Impelled her Idols online.
"If only I knew how". Abigail Implored someone to help.
An Ideal Individual (Incognito as all Identity Is hidden) had Immersed themselves In this Information, Impressing all other's. The Immense, Ideal Information was there, no need to Improve It.
Abigail Included Interest.
Charlie's Incapacity with maths made his Incalcuable, so Ignored It. (Same as I did!)
Notice of Issue's sent by both, they were Incontestable though the banks were Imprudant and Impudant enough to try!
It would be Inconvenient and Incensing to be In attendance - but It was looking Imminent, they nervously Imagined.
The banks needed to be Incarcerated and Imprisoned for their Intemperate use of court time, their fight Impossible, they would be Inactive

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Abigail and charlie awaited Justice from the Judicial proceedings.
Other's had settled for less, but the Jerks at the bank could Jog on!
Julie had Just read the Journals online and felt Jealous. Sick of Juggling earnings from her Job, she was in a Jam, finances in a Jumble.
Julie Joined the Judicious fight.
Jotting up the Jacobian "Justified" charges, Jubilant she may get them back and all a Jitter, she learnt the Jargon.

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Keen to Know as much as possible Julie Knuckled down reading well Kept threads, by Kind Kindred spirits, not the Kooks she'd thought!
Their Knowledge was the Key to money going back in the Kitty, and stop creditors Knocking.
The help was Knock-out.

The banks could Kiss A***, Kidding themselves claiments would "go away" they may go Kaput!
Karma would win

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Hearing Martin Lewis talk about the Lawlessness of charges on Local radio, more Lads and Lasses Located and Logged on to Legal Beagles. Liking all the Legal help they Looked no further, no Lethargy on Line.
In fact there were Lots of Laughs.

Julie's Land Lord was Less than sympathetic waiting in Line for Late rent. Lame excuses.
She Listed the charges and sent the Letter off.

Abigail and Charlie Looked for the Latest Letter to Land on the Lino, maybe it would be Last minute.
Both feared the Law court, The Legal B's said they Lacked faith! The Law would be on their side.
They tried to be Level headed.

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Abigail recieved in the Morning Mail her charges back - like Manna!
Charlie, the Mechanic Man, Merrily waited. The LB's Managed to put his Mind at rest, like Magic.

Julie's Meticulous letter, Met with refusal, which Meant Mailing the lba, which Made her Mad. It was only a Moderate amount of Money but Much needed, to stop her Misery.

Moderate, Mild Mannered letter's were sent out Magnifying how Many new hopefuls Manifested themselves.
The Main threads by the winner's Made good sense.
A Mandate was a Major need, a Manifesto!

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Now the members were Numerous, the Nucleus Not Neglecting any Newbies.
Replies from banks Negating the claims - they had No morals, thinking claiments Naive, but they were in for a Nasty shock the Nerve of most would hold.
Any little Niggles could be sorted out with a Natter in the chatroom. Night owls there all Night, Naughty jokes. Numerable Newbies Nationwide with strange Names Naturally came there to learn how to Negotiate.
Near the end of Charlies fight, the bank stopped saying Nay. His Nerve paid off!! He ran Naked in Narcotic like joy, in the street. He'd Netted Nine hundred pounds.
The claims were Never-ending.
The banks were being Nailed!!

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OMG those onerous ogres the banks.... oh why does one keep ommiting to give me my only money in order to pay my ostrich its oodles. One does like ones oodles. Of course one owes ones bankers overtly vast oodles of cash but one thinks onerous orges should overlook the ommissions so my ostrich can have its oodles.