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A Warning for all women

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  • A Warning for all women

    You may have read recently aobut the person whose kidneys were stolen when he had passed out - well read on.... something like this happened to me and countless other women...

    My thighs were stolen from me, during the night, a few years ago. It was just that quick. I went to sleep in my body and woke up with someone else's thighs. The new ones were the texture of lumpy porridge. Who would havedone such a cruel thing to legs that had been mine for years?

    Whose thighs were these? and what had happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans and those tights that pull everything in.

    Then, just when my guard was down -the thieves struck again.

    My bum was next!

    I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear end to the thighs they had lumbered me with earlier. I couldn't believe it - my new bum was attached at least 3 inches lower than my original. Now, my rear complemented my thighs - lump for lump.

    Last year, I realised myt arms had been 'switched'. One morning, I was brushing my hair, when I watched horrified but fascinted as the flesh on my upper arms swung 'to and fro' with the motion of the hairbrush.

    This was getting really scary. My body was being replaced - one section at a time.

    How clever and fiendish.

    AGE ? Age had nothing to do with it. Age is supposed to creep up, unnoticed - something like maturity. NO, I was being attacked repeatedly and without warning.

    In despair I have given up short-sleeved T-shirts.

    Last month my neck disappeared fast than the Christmas turkey - which it now resembled.

    That's why I have decided to tell my story. I can't take on the medical profession by myself.

    WOMEN OF THE WORLD....WAKE UP!!

    That really isn't plastic those surgeons are using. You KNOW where they are getting those replacement parts, don't you?

    The next time you suspect someone has had a face "lift'''- look again. Was it lifted from you? I think I finally found my thighs and hope Cindy Crawford paid a really good price for them.!!

    THIS IS NOT A HOAX. THIS IS HAPPENING TO WOMEN IN YOUR TOWN EVERY NIGHT...WARN YOUR FRIENDS.

    P.S Last night I thought someone had stolen my boobs too!! I was just lying in bed and they were gone!! As I jumped out of bed I was relieved to find that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I am keeping them keeping them safely hidden - in the waistband of my skirt!!!

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    Re: A Warning for all women

    Oh christ just shoot me now.
    #staysafestayhome

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    • #3
      Re: A Warning for all women

      Thank goodness for your post

      Now I know the truth I can stop blaming myself.
      "What makes the desert beautiful is that somewhere it hides a well." - Antione de Saint Exupery

      "Always reach for the moon, if you miss you'll end up among the stars"


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      • #4
        Re: A Warning for all women

        Blimey is THAT what happened !

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