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    My posts will be rather less frequent for the next few weeks. I broke my right humorus out walking on Tuesday. Bloody painful, but getting less so as days past. Single handed typing only.
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    I hope you didn't damage any local infrastructure.

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    • #3
      I was coming down a slope in the woods. Too steep, too bumpy, and didn't pick my feet up enough. No stones or tree roots went home crying.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by dslippy View Post
        I was coming down a slope in the woods. Too steep, too bumpy, and didn't pick my feet up enough. No stones or tree roots went home crying.
        I'm glad to hear it. Congrats you qualify for an environmentally friendly badge.

        Seriously, hope you recover soon.

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        • #5
          Best wishe for a speedy recovery

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          • #6
            That is about right

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            • #7
              Chinaman say.Breake bone is not so hu·mor·ous.

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              • #8
                Sorry to hear this. Breaking your humerus is not funny, so I wish you a speedy recovery.
                Lawyer - retired from practice, now in academia. I do not advise by PM.

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                • #9
                  Definitely getting batter, but the more improve the further away recovery seems to be.
                  Today was my first right hand mouse use.

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                  • #10
                    The problem is as we get older everything takes twice as long to recover, just take it easy, and it eventually fixes itself. Good luck best wishes.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by dslippy View Post
                      Definitely getting batter, but the more improve the further away recovery seems to be.
                      Today was my first right hand mouse use.
                      I think you should write out, 100 times.

                      'I must be more careful when I am out and about'.

                      That might help future accidents.

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                      • #12
                        I remember the lines, Hold two pens make sure you have them tight, and start writing it helps for a quick finish. "O" for the old days back. Get caught out, Cane for you lad.

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