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A man goes to the Local Council to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'
He answers 'Yes – caffeine.'
'Have you ever been in the services?'
'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'
The interviewer says 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment' and then asks 'Are you disabled in any way'?
The guy says 'Yes ... a bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles off.'
The interviewer tells the guy 'O. K. In that case, I can hire you right now.'
Normal hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM.
You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10 AM every day.'
The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM, why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM'?
'This is a council job' the interviewer says. 'For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our ********, not really any point in you coming in for that.'
The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'
He answers 'Yes – caffeine.'
'Have you ever been in the services?'
'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'
The interviewer says 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment' and then asks 'Are you disabled in any way'?
The guy says 'Yes ... a bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles off.'
The interviewer tells the guy 'O. K. In that case, I can hire you right now.'
Normal hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM.
You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10 AM every day.'
The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM, why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM'?
'This is a council job' the interviewer says. 'For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our ********, not really any point in you coming in for that.'
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