You lot might be my employers soon.....please don't make me redundant

[natweststaffmember]

http://business.timesonline.co.uk/to...cle4932250.ece

As I said, you are my employer and I am technically partially self employed as a tax payer.

PLEASE DO NOT SACK ME.

[Guest]

Re: You lot might be my employers soon.....please don't make me redundant

You're fired.

[natweststaffmember]

Re: You lot might be my employers soon.....please don't make me redundant

I need some help with a CV now, anyone help a former banker fired by the state?

[Mochamoo]

Re: You lot might be my employers soon.....please don't make me redundant

You know where to find me if you need help

[Delta]

Re: You lot might be my employers soon.....please don't make me redundant

I do confess to not really knowing what all this bail out stuff means, my first question being, why weren't the actual shareholders asked to put their hands in their pockets?

But anyway, that's not what this is about, NWSM I canna make any promises hun, I didn't actually earn enough to pay tax last year, (or this year so far) so I'm not your employer

[Amethyst]

Re: You lot might be my employers soon.....please don't make me redundant

You could get him a job tho Must be a market, he could wear a bowler hat.

I dont understand how Natts is a taxpayers employee. RBS isn't funded by taxpayers YET is it?


oh okay read the article now I'm so backwards lol

The Chancellor will move to take control of the Royal Bank of Scotland today by injecting £20 billion of taxpayers’ money.

[enaid]

Re: You lot might be my employers soon.....please don't make me redundant

Was going to mention about "Cracking the Whip", but I won't bother, I know how much you would enjoy it

[scoobydoo]

Re: You lot might be my employers soon.....please don't make me redundant

I wont sack you - if you promise :

not to pay yourself big bonuses on non existent money
sneak off using the internet in work time
And treat your bosses with the upmost respect AT ALL TIME

[natweststaffmember]

Re: You lot might be my employers soon.....please don't make me redundant

Was going to mention about "Cracking the Whip", but I won't bother, I know how much you would enjoy it

Thank you for the offer or rather thought of an offer
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You know where to find me if you need help

I do indeed. I need to say that I am sooooo sorry about your situation as well. I hope there is positive things on the horizon
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I wont sack you - if you promise :

not to pay yourself big bonuses on non existent money
sneak off using the internet in work time
And treat your bosses with the upmost respect AT ALL TIME

I should be so lucky. I use pen and ink and the puter says noooo!!

[Happyolddog]

Re: You lot might be my employers soon.....please don't make me redundant

As I said, you are my employer and I am technically partially self employed as a tax payer.

PLEASE DO NOT SACK ME.

About You keeping your job! with a lot of thought; I might have to impose a wage cut, some unsocial hours and a McDonalds style outfit other than that your job is safe.

[Curlyben]

Re: You lot might be my employers soon.....please don't make me redundant

So does that mean we can get our charges back now

[natweststaffmember]

Re: You lot might be my employers soon.....please don't make me redundant

So does that mean we can get our charges back now

You do know that it means putting up tax don't you?

[Mochamoo]

Re: You lot might be my employers soon.....please don't make me redundant

So does that mean we can get our charges back now

Will this effect the case at all?

[natweststaffmember]

Re: You lot might be my employers soon.....please don't make me redundant

Will this effect the case at all?

100% no. The part nationalisation or as I call it, sacking of me by vote!! has no bearing on the day to day running of the bank as such. The legal process continues on.

[Tools]

Re: You lot might be my employers soon.....please don't make me redundant

Nat, you are crap at maths, you are a member of many bank charge reclaim sites and you hate authority. Name me one good reason why I should vote for you to remain in our employment