The bacon tree

[enaid]

The Bacon Tree
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden.......

'Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon I is sure of eet.'

'Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee.'

So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.

'Pepe, Pepe, we is saved. 'Eees a bacon tree.'

'Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the Desert don't forget.'

'Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon... ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree'.

And with that... Luis Races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up,and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, a true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.

'Pepe... go back man,you was right ees not a bacon tree.'

'Luis Luis mi amigo... what ees it?

'Pepe... ees not a bacon tree...




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[Amethyst]

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he he he he very goooooooood

[TUTTSI]

Re: The bacon tree

eees very good

mucho gracios

[Sapphire]

Re: The bacon tree

Absolutely brilliant

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[Birdie]

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Put a smile on my face!

Thank you
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[scottishlass]

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very funny:lol:

[Amethyst]

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A young widow goes to doc's for an internal.

Dr says you are still a virgin, but you have been married & widowed 3 times.

How's that?

Woman says first husband was an Astronomer and all he did was "look at it".

The 2nd was a Psychologist all he did was "talk to it".

The 3rd husband was a Stamp collector God I miss him!

[Amethyst]

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Farmer wakes up one morning and all of his cows are frozen solid....After being made almost bankrupt by the foot and mouth crisis he is panicking...so he calls the vet...vet arrives and says after checking them out, they are all dead, I am sorry...Farmer breaks down in tears worried that his livelihood has gone. Just then an old women walks across the field and after finding out what has happened, walks up to the cows and breathes on em...after 10 secs they all start moving...Vet and farmer can't believe it.."Who the Effin hell are you..." Women replies

































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